16 Cute Animals Biting People (Pics)
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Here are some of the cutest animal attacks you’ll ever see. Except for the horse one. That one looks pretty painful.
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Explorers Discover a Loch Ness Monster Skull, Nickname it ‘Britney’ (Pics)
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Britney the Plesiosaur’s skull was unearthed from a quarry in the Arctic Circle after weeks of digging through the mud in cold, miserable conditions.
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White Lion vs. Pit Bull (Pics)
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Rejected by his mother, the lion cub has become BFFs with German “mongrel dog” Lejon.
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OMG WHAT IS THIS GIANT PLACENTA MONSTER FOUND IN THE BALTIC SEA?! (PICS AND VIDEO)
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It’s a giant penis connected by a web of cheese. It’s inside-out intestines. It’s the still-living placenta of Cthulhu. It’s a huuuuuuuuuge veiny condom. It’s pink slime. It’s just more proof that we don’t know a goddamn thing about the planet we live on.
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Massive Amounts of Spiders (4 Horrifying Videos)
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Put your penis in there!
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Here’s a Singing Walrus (Video)
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E.T. was rescued by oil workers in 1982, when he was a starving and abandoned orphan struggling in Alaska. Now he makes his debut performance as some sort of Skrillex sound effect singer. It’s also his 30th birthday.
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Scientists Invent Monkey Mind Reading Machine
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The ‘ESP’ machine lets scientists predict what monkeys will do next using a brain scan. The technology continues to improve, so you can look forward to undergoing TSA-conducted brain scans within the next two decades, you terrorist.
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Cute Animals Taking a Bath (87 Pics)
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You filthy animal! There’s nothing quite like nakedly chasing a pit bull around your bathroom, trying to stuff it into your shower while it skitters around the tiled floor and floods the room directly below you.
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Weird, Awesome, Scary Sea Creatures (7 Videos)
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If only the human race cared more about exploring this interesting world of ours more than we did killing one another over worthless paper money and shiny rocks.
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