28 Bloodstains (Pics)

Ever get a huge nosebleed from cocaine? Protip: bleed out on the table, let it dry, and the chop it up into re-snortable lines. Duh.

WTF is the Cascade Sea Create? (Video)

A remote-controlled underwater camera has captured what some are saying is nothing more than a whale placenta, but could be a previously undiscovered species of animal (and by animal I mean evil murderous alien curtain).

15 Optical Illusions (Pics)

I already hate this post. Prepare to vomit, have a seizure, and eat a sandwich. If you’re one of the epileptic kid who got a seizure from watching that Pokemon episode, do not proceed.

20 Funny Mona Lisa Recreations (Gallery)

The Mona Lisa is one of the worlds most famous and most recognizable paintings. It’s also worth a few million bucks but it’s not for sale and never likely to be.

So us poor people need to make do with copies or recreations.

Boob Physics (Video)

This video of new boob physics is maybe a little NSFW if your boss or wife doesn’t like you looking at bouncing cartoon boobs.

44 Human Bones, Skeletons and Remains (Pics)

Ever look for human remains when you go hiking, to a remote area in nature, or in the swamps that can be seen from the windows of the NJ PATH trains? No? Just me? Don’t be a boner like these guys.

Depictions of Cthulhu (54 Pics)

Out Cthulhu is an awesome Cthulhu, he reigns from the depths below with wisdom, power, and tentacles. Our Cthulhu is an awesome Cthulhu.

Clinging Pillow-Phone Turns Phone Calls Into a Traumatic Event (Pics, Video)

Hugvie is a “huggable robotic pillow-phone” that looks like a giant sperm with arms and will cling to you while acting as your phone during long-distance calls.

20 Bronies (Pics)

UrbanDictionary defines Brony as: “A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren’t allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.”

They left out the part about most of those dudes wanting to f*ck cartoon pony p*ssy.

31 Psychics You Can Buy (Pics)

Psychics can now bullshit you face-to-face, over the phone, or even via the internet. Looking for a frivolous new interest to act as the toilet for all that money you’ve been dying to flush away? Here are some psychics who just can’t wait to capitalize on your stupidity.