Have a stinky baby? You can soon spray it with the classy scent of Dolce and Gabbana; the company is currently working on a perfume for infants.
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“Fifteen years ago, Lisa started eating cat hair to try and feel closer to her pets.”
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KFC is teaming up with (AKA pouring £800,000 into) DeMonfort University in Leicester to create a 3-year course for those pursuing a degree in restaurant management. Sorry, McDonald’s — your 2-year course at Manchester Metropolitan University just doesn’t cut it anymore.
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TED Talks are so useful. My life would be a soggy mess of too many paper towels and confusion without them.
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Electronic toys have batteries that refuse to die in a civilized manner; as they run low, they turn from a friendly, singing piece of plastic to a possessed pile of creepy that makes you wonder if Chucky could have been based on a true story.
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In the 30s and 40s, couples would compete in dance marathons to earn cash prizes. Competitions required each couple to stay in motion constantly, even while eating or shaving. Couples were allowed only one ten minute break per hour, and the marathon could literally last for months of miserable shuffling around.
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“I’m going to throw up. Isn’t the name of your website Ass Monkey? C-m Junkie?”
- The lump of a person complaining about these karaoke videos from beneath the dirty blankets in the other strangely stained bed in this small Motel 6 suite of Monroe, Louisiana.
The sexorcist, murderer on the dating scene, and then some sad stuff because life is hard and people are dying everywhere while you celebrate with alcohol and silly costumes, you jerk.
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Here’s a creepy picture of two brothers, taken only a few seconds before they were hit by lightning. The short one died. The tall one lived.
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Cindy is the best unintentional hype man in the history of hip hop.
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