Grandma Get Outta There (Picture)

Nobody can be certain how this old woman got in this predicament. Maybe a cruel son or daughter put her in there while they ran into the store for something. Maybe she doesn’t realize that isn’t her car? Whatever the case may be… we sure hope that somebody got her out of there. There is a possibility that she is just playing racecars… but she seems very stationary to be truly having such an awesome time.

Guy Tries to Flee Cops, Runs Into Police Convention

They say crime doesn’t pay, but what it doesn’t pay for with money–it does make up for with uproarious laughter. Dominique Martin is a man that is addicted to cigarettes. His nicotine fits rival that of the most avid smoker. When his girlfriend and him began arguing over their smokes… his addiction manifested itself into some criminal battery. He struck her, which prompted his girlie to drive to the local police station in Joliet, IL. She ran in and told police, while Dominique began his search for cigarettes on foot. Police pursued Dominique and he definitely took a wrong turn… right into a huge police convention.

14 Adorable Animals Armed To The Teeth (Gallery)

Animals must be able to watch the news as well. This theory is further enforced through these photos. The animal kingdom is completely prepared to defend itself should our unstable world prove necessary for it. How are they getting these weapons without a background check?

Armadillos May be Responsible for Breakout of Leprosy in Southern U.S.

Out of all the fears that you may have from all of the demented, sick and twisted things that riddle our lives with horror, creepiness and worry on this planet… one thing you probably weren’t sweatin’ was leprosy. You know. Leprosy is that biblical disease that causes entire chunks of your body to rot and fall off. It’s pretty messed up stuff. But certainly leprosy was off our radar. A breakout of leprosy recently happened in the southern U.S.- so leprosy is making a disgusting and terrifying comeback. And now we know the harbingers of this scourge disease right out of our nightmares-it was those damn armadillos!

Lecter-dog Serves You Links with a Nice Chianti

Lecter-dog wants to know if you remember the lambs… and also if you’ve checked out these awesome links.

Uh Oh… Something Weird Is About To Happen (Picture)

This picture raises many questions and concerns. Why are there horse-men? Who’s bedroom is that? How did these folks meet? Why does she look like she’s not enjoying herself? So many questions. We may never know the true fate of this motley crew… but one thing is for sure… things are about to get weird. Like really weird!

Police Terminate Emu with Great Prejudice

Those folks you see driving around with the lights atop their cars and the guns holstered securely next to their jiggly physique are the police. They are there to serve and protect the community at all costs. The life of a police officer is one that is filled with danger, adventure and failure. They do it all for the good of society. When a giant bipedal bird is posing a threat to that which they have sworn to protect… they do what is necessary.

The Japanese Will Make A Robot Out of Anything (Video)

The Japanese civilization continues it’s dominance in the world of robotics. They make all kinds of neat, extremely advanced and simply useless robots. Their shows and cartoons feature lots of robots, cyborgs and robot battle suits. It’s safe to say that those crazy Japanese love them some robots.

This video expresses not only the deep seeded robot love of Japan… but it also highlights their appreciation for animals… who can turn into robots.

Bring You Links, Yoda-dog Does

Yoda-dog says “Laugh, these links will make you… keep you from turning to the dark side they will!”

Worst Neighbors Ever (Picture)

Since there aren’t many of us who have the cojones it takes to truly leave the grid and live the solitary life in the wilderness, we have to live with one another in harmony. It isn’t very difficult to do the little things to be courteous to our fellow man.

Opening a door, saying please and thank you and helping someone pick up a pile of papers they dropped are great examples of the small things you can do to help life flow forward without problem. Another thing you can do is not wash clothes that have human feces on them in a community dryer.