Wilford Brimley as You’ve Never Seen Him Before…GUARANTEED (Picture)

Wilford Brimley has transcended existing merely as a mortal man. When you think of him it’s impossible to NOT imagine him being carried around atop a huge beast. With a supersonic whistle and a mighty cry of “DIIIAABEETUS!” his steed rides forth. It’s easy to see him using any type of beast for transportation purposes.

It could be one of those dragons from Avatar. It’s easy to picture him riding He-Man’s Battlecat…or piloting Voltron. It’s not even that far off to picture Wilford Brimley piloting Falkor from The Neverending Story. But none of us saw this coming. Wilford Brimley with a giant rooster as his warhorse. We also think that this picture has a hidden meaning. That of course being that Wilford’s mustache created the universe.

The Holiest Of Urinals (Picture)

Sometimes, when you have to go pee really really bad and you find a bathroom in the nick of time… it can be a religious experience. Well, now with these beautifully sculpted nun or Virgin Mary urinals …you can put God back into your tinkle sessions. If you have a strong stream, please have some respect and make sure not to splatter it all over the woman’s face.

Chinese Farmer Claims His Sheep Birthed a Dog

When scouring the internet for the weirdest nuggets of twisted for you, the Fork Party reader, sometimes we happen across a headline that brings reality to a screeching halt. What you are about to read is one of these tales. The People’s Republic of China is a far off and exotic land. Throughout the centuries, the Chinese have given the world some seriously special wonders. They built The Great Wall. They have brought us groundbreaking and mind-blowing cuisine. And who can forget our special giant little man, Lu Hao? Yes, China definitely continues to leave it’s mark on the world. Not to be outdone by any country, China is now home to a farmer that claims that one of his sheep gave birth to a dog.

Scottish Safari Time: Pandas and Baby Pandas (Video)

Aye, so in this world there are many thing that make my brain swell inside my skull from the anger I feel regarding pandas. They aren’t cute, they’re f***in deadly! So, on this episode of Scottish Safari Time, I, Angry Scott The Angry Scott..take you through the treacherous world of this foul beast. This particular video is not for the faint of heart..so if you’re like me, and you hate pandas..I wouldn’t even watch this..you might shite yourself!

Monkey Totally Trolls A Tiger (Video)

We here at Fork Party like to think about what our lives would be like if we had been born monkeys. Would we just climb trees… or would we figure out the hilarity that can be found in hurling our own fecal matter at passers by? No matter what though, if any of us or you readin’ this were born a monkey - you would have tons of raunchy and experimental monkey sex. That much is certain. Some of you would probably do as this monkey does and put yourself in a precarious situation.

The Manliest Dance Two Men Can Share Together (Video)

When two men share a very special friendship there are ancient and mythical behaviors that squeeze their way to the surface. Sometimes these primitive behaviors manifest in a high five. Sometimes they take over in the form of a man-hug. When the friendship is special enough it warrants a beautiful and expressive dance. These gentlemen have that very special relationship with one another.

Lu Hao — The 132 Pound Toddler

What were you like when you were three years old? Specifically do you remember your diet at that age? Well no matter how fat you find yourself on this day, it is doubtful that you could’ve come close to that of the one and only Lu Hao. At this very tender age, Lu Hao is clockin’ in at a very jiggly 132lbs. Lu Hao busted onto the Earth scene at a weight of 5.7lbs, so somebody must have introduced him to doughnuts at a very early age. Now at the age of three he is one giant ass man-child. His parents state that polishing off 3 giant bowls of rice in one meal ain’t no thang for ole’ L.H. Here he shows us that he is rapidly outgrowing a tiny scooter.

Super Sweet Big Lebowski Monopoly Board

The Big Lebowski is one of the best movies around. I could watch it over and over. Also, Monopoly is one of the few board games that I can play fairly often without getting too bored.

Thanks to Sarnzo, we have a combination that even the Dude would love. Everything about this is just awesome, from the White Russian cards too the briefcase and even Bunny’s Poolhouse, everything is included. Let’s just say, “The Dude abides!”

Dealing With Rude Customers; Horrible On Screen Accents

These guys are crazy bastards but they should still rule. (Topless Robots)

All of people post things on their Facebook that they probably shouldn’t. (Uproxx)

Actors usually do a pretty good job on accents, but not always. (Unreality)

Do you have to deal with rude customers? Here’s a good way to do it. (DJ Mick)

…And I Hear They’re Hiring (PICTURE)

Are you sick of your crappy job? Well I hear these guys are hiring. If you have the necessary skills you may be able to make a clean swipe from your current position and end up working here. I for one think it would be interesting to find out exactly what it is they do do.