Lake Karachay is the Perfect Vacation Getaway

In 1990, it was super radioactive and would microwave your balls clean off. Today, we pretty much have no idea what the deal is.

I Want to Meet Girls Who Seriously Read Cosmo

“Be direct by saying something like ‘I want to have sex with you.’”

‘Hello, sir. I would like to have sex with you. Shall we partake in some bung licking and carnal intercourse?’ Then shake hands. I literally have tears in my eyes right now.

13 Amazing Big Ang Gifs (Gifs)

An endless source of joy and entertainment, Big Ang is a mob wife who got her own much-deserved television show that has an average of zero dull moments per episode.

Weight Lifting Competitions are Painful (29 Pics)

Anyone know if the guy getting a nosebleed from flexing too hard is still alive?

Time Lapse Shows Walmart’s Domination of America (Pics)

Our dark lord Walmart is only a little over 50 years old, yet has 3,500 stores across the country and employs over 2 million people.

Best of Reddit_Txt Quotes Accompanied by Portraits (14 Pics)

Reddit_txt is a Twitter account which acts as an archive for the spergiest, most closed-minded, bigoted, strangest, and downright dumbest quotes found on Reddit. Here are some of the highlights, accompanied by portraits of what each speaker may or may not look like. It’s like Ancient Aliens, but with basement dwelling dingusholes.

Pictures From a Mall in 1990

Dude, the 90s were, like, totally radical.

Yaeba: Cosmetic Surgery to Obtain Crooked Teeth (27 Pics)

Yaeba, meaning ‘double tooth’, is a popular Japanese trend in which dentists Kirsten Dunst the canine teeth for a sexy(?) childlike(??) look.

Evangelist Preacher ‘Cures’ Cancer by Kicking People in the Face

‘And there is this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform and the Holy Spirit spoke to me. The gift of faith comes on me. [God] said, “Kick her in the face with your biker boot.” I inched closer and I went bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God.’

Girl Who Only Eats Cheese Fries Can’t Get a Boyfriend

18-year-old Abi Stroud’s weekly diet consists of three blocks of cheddar cheese, three bags of fries and a couple loaves of white bread — but she wants to add ‘penis’ to the menu.