Darth Vader Needs To Get A Few Things Off His Chest (Video)

Darth Vader is the baddest man on the planet. Well, if he were a real human being he’d be the baddest man on the planet. If you were to be more accurate he’d be the baddest man in the universe.

Donnie Yen Rumored To Join ‘Expendables 2′ (Video)

Testosterone. If ever there was a movie that embodied the very essence of testosterone it was ‘Expendables.’ It was a lofty idea of course. Write a story about a bunch of badasses and have badass actors play the badasses.

Good luck making it happen though. Hollywood doesn’t like simple. It likes complicated. Confused. Flipped over. Messed about. And especially ‘ruined.’

‘Tron’ Light Cycle Sequence Using Duct Tape (Video)

In December of 2010 one of the most badass movies ever was released to theaters. A sequel 28 years in the making, ‘Tron: Legacy’ captivated viewers and revived interest in a franchise for a frothing, eager audience.

There are some that have said that that ‘Tron: Legacy’ stank like the open-cheeked farts of old woman that had just eaten seven Taco Bell Burrito Supremes. However, studies have shown that people that dislike the Tron franchise are big ‘ole dummies with dysfunctional genitalia and who probably love the taste of salamander poo.

‘Rambo’ Movies Death Toll Broken Down (Picture)

Rambo was a soldier for the US Army serving as a Green Beret. As an elite member of the armed forces his missions were often more covert and dangerous than those taken on by regular army.

Oh, and he’s totally made up.

But we sure did enjoy watching Rambo kill as many people as he could get his hands (and weapons) on (and into).

Gun violence in America is higher than anywhere else in the world. It’s easy to assume that it’s because of movies like this. Are we gonna stop wanting, making, and watching movies like this? F*** NO!!!

A RiffTrax Compilation You’ll (Satellite of) Love

When it comes to making fun of bad entertainment, it’s hard to top the RiffTrax crew, though Statler and Waldorf are definitely in the running.

The 6 Least Ethical Criminal Justice Characters In TV History

Great television shouldn’t just reflect our innate need to be distracted and entertained. It should at least try to reflect some of society that we’re running away from at full speed. Is a criminal justice degree really that easy to obtain? The current criminal justice system is filled with good and bad eggs and television’s endless barrage of cop shows aren’t that far outside of the box. For every Joe Friday and Gil Grissom, there’s a bad egg or two in the same carton.

Trailer For New Movie About The Invention Of The Vibrator (Video)

Many argue that the invention of birth control was the beginning of women’s liberation. Others say it began when equality laws first hit the books. They’re probably right from a socio-economic standpoint.

However…

Conan O’Brien’s Hilarious Reaction To James Franco’s Sex Tape Story (Video)

You’ve had that moment. It’s that conversational T-bone collision (CTBC) that completely mangles all prior good feeling and turns everything afterward into a clusterf***. It comes in many shapes and sizes. Every shade of pain. Every level of hell.

Fear And Loathing On ‘Sesame Street’ With Bert And Ernie (Picture)

Sesame street is a staple of children’s television having been around since 1969. And it pretty much invented the genre. There isn’t a human being in America that couldn’t sing you the opening theme song.

But in all honesty, children’s programming is creepy. It may be designed to keep the interest of a child, but it looks like something a perma-tripping hippie would come up with. In fact, the conversation probably went a lot like this:

‘Austin Powers’ Actor And Alleged Rapist Getting Punched In The Balls (Video)

Joseph (Joe) Son played the character Random Task in ‘Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.’ In the movie, he spoofed the character of Odd Job from ‘Goldfinger,’ a film in the James Bond catalog.

Much like Odd Job, Random Task was an abnormally strong Korean martial artist and body guard with an affinity for throwing dangerous objects. However, Random Task didn’t throw a razor-lined bowler hat. He threw a shoe. And the character that played him was a real life criminal.