Harry Potter In 60 Seconds (Video)

All the books – bin ‘em. The DVDs – give them to charity. What you have are just a big waste of time now that we have the entire Harry Potter series available online free and it will only take you 60 seconds to follow his journey from start to finish. That’s right people. One minute. Go.

Soft Science: The Makeup Of A Celebrity Breakdown (Infographic)

Demi Moore and Heather Locklear have been the most recent celebrities in the news because of their apparent substance abuse, addictions and meltdowns, but they’re far from the first and most certainly won’t be the last. Almost 54 million Americans suffer from some type of mental illness, and some of those happen to be celebrities whose lives are splashed across our screens daily.

Appreciate the Little Things (Pic)

Wife Swap and Trading Spouses are two of the most underrated shows ever. Two wives switch places and live with a new family for two weeks. Sounds easy enough, until you realize that most contestants are extremists in one way or another.

5 Movie Make Up Artists That Should Have Attended Cosmetology School

A movie can often be judged by the quality of the makeup on its stars. The scariest horror movies typically have monstrous, grotesque villains and realistic gore. Convincing sci-fi is full of aliens and superhuman. No one is afraid of a ghost who is clearly just a person covered in flower; makeup artists have a big responsibility when it comes to making the film more realistic.

Governor Rick Perry Kills His Presidential Campaign In Less Than 60 Seconds (Video)

…Energy. He meant to say Department of Energy. Oh well. Cue ‘Price Is Right’ tuba flail. Get a photographic picture of his silhouette walking through a dark corridor into the light. His goose is cooked like it’s Christmas Day in a Chinese restaurant.

Entrapment to The Thomas Crown Affair: 3 Movies Where Forensic Accounting Would Have Won

The only accountants in action movies are the one who work out how many tickets the movie will sell per pound of explosives detonated on set. Unless it’s a Michael Bay movie, in which cases both numbers are “infinity” and the math breaks down, then explodes while people dive in slow motion far too close to the camera to be seen clearly.

This is because accounting isn’t exciting on screen, not even forensic accounting, which sounds like something the CSI guys would use to solve the murder of a stockbroker. But that same forensic accounting could outwit some of the most spectacular and silly movie heroes in the business.

Melancholia is an Unconventionally Frightening Film

Kirsten Dunst, Kiefer Sutherland and Charlotte Gainsbourg create engaging, depressing portraits of people struggling to accept their own end in the face of an impending apocalypse during Melancholia, the newest film from Antichrist creator Lars von Trier.

A J-Roc Gem From Trailer Park Boys

If you haven’t seen Trailer Park Boys, start watching it now. The show is available on now-hated Netflix and features a group of vulgar, stooge-like men living in a trailer park and constantly trying to execute (mostly illegal) get rich quick schemes. Bumbling and lovable criminals, these characters are a prime example of taking an bleak, depressing situation and turning into a comedy. Realistically, they live in extreme poverty, are uneducated, unemployed, and constantly neglect/endanger their own children. We somehow manage to love these characters, who are otherwise everything wrong with society today.

Christopher Walken Impression Zombies Are Everywhere (Video)

You have that friend. How do we know? Because everyone has that friend. The one that thinks he’s funny because he can do a Christopher Walken impression.

Anyone and everyone can do a Christopher Walken impression if they try. The sad part is most of them are just doing an impression of comedian Jay Mohr’s impression  of Christopher Walken.

Johnny Depp Sees Ricky Gervais After Golden Globes (Video)

Earlier this year Ricky Gervais hosted ‘The Golden Globes.’ And he ripped Hollywood’s entire butthole wide open. Multiple times. And poured lemon juice on the wound.