Brian Grazer Bringing Stephen King’s ‘The Dark Tower’ To HBO

Brian Grazer is 60 years old and still gels his hair like a 14 year old boy. Ordinarily this would be a characteristic of an El Douche-o Grande, but not today.

‘Lord Of The Rings Cast’, Reunited (Picture)

A bunch of dapper gentlemen, if I do say so myself.

Ben Affleck To Direct Stephen King’s ‘The Stand,’ But NOT Act In It

Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ was about what would happen if a government-manufactured superflu escaped into the world. And Warner Bros. wants Ben Affleck to write and direct it.

‘Fight Club’ Movie Poster Is Awesome…ly Confusing (Picture)

Brad Pitt looks like a douchebag. But he for damn sure knows how to choose movie projects.

‘Fight Club,’ written by Chuck Palahniuk, was adapted into a film after Brad Pitt read the book. He, David Fincher and Edward Norton came together and made what should have been a box office success.

Edward Norton was coming off of highly praised performances in ‘People Vs. Larry Flynt’ and ‘American History X.’ Fincher had just come off of critically acclaimed efforts through ‘The Game’ and ‘Seven.’

Besides looking like a hotass bastard, Pitt had ‘Legends Of The Fall,’ ‘Interview With A Vampire’ and ’12 Monkeys’ simmering on his resume. Not to mention the fact that he’d had box office success with Fincher through ‘Seven.’

Worldwide, ‘Fight Club’ made its money back. But in America it was a failure. So much for popular convention…

That does not take away from the fact that it is now a cult favorite with references to it found in various realms of popular society…especially so with the internet.

Good. Helps to maintain some faith in society. Oh yeah, and tilt your screen to see the full poster.

‘Community’ Gets the Bingo Card Treatment

If you’re not the unbearable Britta type who says things like “I don’t even own a TV,” then you’re a part of the 100% of Americans watching the third season of NBC’s Community. You may even be part of the 40% of U.S. undergrads getting their education at a community college, recently re-entering the semi-hallowed halls of somewhat higher education. So sharpen your media studies skills — first one to call BINGO! gets 5 course credits from Greendale.

‘Pat’ Morita Was A Cool, Pervy Dude (Picture)

Pat Morita left this earth in 2005. Along the way he played a couple of iconic characters such as ‘Arnold’ Takahashi on ‘Happy Days’ and Mr. Miyagi in ‘The Karate Kid.’

What you probably didn’t know is that tragedy bitch-slapped him very young.

Shia LeBeouf Gets Beat Down (Video)

No way to tell what happened. No way to know why. The only thing that’s clear is that Shia LeBeouf was found on the ground being punched repeatedly by a shirtless, overweight stranger.

17 Badass Yoda Pumpkin Carvings (Pictures)

Pumpkin carving goes back hundreds of years in Europe. Well, that’s not entirely correct. Turnip carving goes back hundreds of years in Europe. They could hollow out the inside and carve designs into it, calling them jack-o’-lanterns.

How ridiculous.

‘The Avengers’ B-Roll Panel Footage From New York Comic Con (Videos)

Pre-90′s superhero movies used to be abominations for the most part. There were a few exceptions: Superman 1, Superman 2…um…Superman 1.

‘Die Hard 5′ Dr. Seuss Cartoon Parody Pic Is Pretty Accurate (Picture)

Bruce Willis is back as John McClane in ‘Die Hard 5′. Who thought this franchise would ever get this far? And where’s Carl from ‘Family Matters?’

Here’s what we know so far about the new ‘Die Hard’ movie: