Kid Finds Out ‘Darth Vader’ Is Luke’s Father (Video)

Don’t you wish your parents had recorded YOUR face when you first learned the truth about Darth Vader? That video might be worth a Youtube fortune today.

You remember what it was like to first know that Darth Vader was Luke’s father? The recoil. The disbelief. The suspicion. Then, finally, the acceptance , the understanding…

Then the awesomeness of knowing that Luke would one day be as big a badass as Darth Vader.

The Batman Sweater (Picture)

There is an under-utilized, virtually untapped resource worldwide. Most everyone has it. Sometimes you marry into this resource. And the probability is high that you will actually become this resource.

The resource? The grandparent.

Fox 2000 Buys Rights To ‘Mr. Ed’ Instead Of Buying An Original Idea

‘Inception’ is a movie about dreams and the network of imagination and experience that occurs in the human mind.

The concept was pretty original and executed near flawlessly by writer/director Christopher Nolan, the mind behind the re-conceptualized, and very lucrative, ‘Batman’ movies.

Fox 2000, unlike Warner Bros. that owns the rights to ‘Batman’ and all other DC Comics properties, said ‘F*** that, we want old ideas.’

Stephen King’s ‘The Shining’ Sequel Will Be Called ‘Dr. Sleep’ (Video)

Stephen King has written a lot of novels. Many of them have been made into movies. Most of those movies blew goats. Blew them with great gusto and much enthusiasm.

‘Human Centipede 2′ Looks MUCH Creepier Than The First One (Video)

In ‘Human Centipede’ a crazy German doctor kidnapped four people in order to make them into a human centipede. One of them, however, had a different blood type than was needed so he got disposed of.

The doctor called it ‘The First Sequence.’ And it was creepy as hell.

Movie About Being Elmo Actually Looks Interesting (Video)

There are many different species of ‘nerd.’ The comic book nerd reigned supreme over all because everything in comics represented the ultimate in strength, power and skill.

All others were certainly not created equal.

The Six Faces Of Robert DeNiro (Picture)

Robert De Niro has been in just about every type of movie in just about every type of role.

His best though? The slack-jawed lackey that bangs Bridget Fonda in ‘Jackie Brown.’ In that role he wasn’t the star. In fact, his character was generally forgotten.

Grotesquely Horrible ‘X-Factor’ Audition (Video)

Fame is like heroin. Once you get a taste of it, you never ever wanna let it go. Even if it’s killing you. And you wouldn’t mind dying to chase it either.

Why bother with dignity when you can use $50 bills to wipe away the tears? That’s the thinking of most folks. It’s also why shows like ‘American Idol’ and ‘X-Factor’ are so popular.

Kill Bill Wedding Photo (Picture)

What if The Bride didn’t have to slice her way to revenge? What if the assassins network that worked under Bill was really just one big happy family?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Dub it in French, put it in black and white and tour the art houses why don’t you?

7 Ugly-Yet-Awesome People We’d Want to Hang Out With

It’s easy to like pretty people because you wanna make the sideways sexy with them. They don’t have to produce anything. They don’t have to say anything. In a lot of cases they don’t even have to bathe.

Ugly people are born the underdogs of life.