Steve-O Breaks Nose On Mike Tyson’s Fist (Video)

Steve-O is no longer on drugs, but he’s just as nutty as ever.

The Jackass crew has set an all-time low in embarrassment as entertainment by several hundred leagues. Who knew personal humiliation had a price tag? Everyone? Whatever, shut up smart ass.

13 Classic Minimalistic Movie Posters (Gallery)

A hilarious New York subway movie poster vandalized by an acquaintance of mine, Poster Boy, simply making things… better for everyone to enjoy.

Movie posters have always provided the greatest hype and excitement in movie studios marketing campaigns, but sometimes they aren’t always the most artistic, and most certainly not always done in the most tasteful way. We’ve discovered a collection of great minimalistic movie posters for films of the past.

6 Pop Culture Shrinks Who Wish They’d Never Gotten a Psychology Degree

Treating the clinically depressed or the legally insane takes a lot more than just book smarts and the ability to hand someone a box of Kleenex on an hourly basis without losing muscle strength in their tennis serving elbow. Nothing can really prepare a young psychology student for the world of uncontrollable crying and trying to get snot bubble stains out of a couch. Thankfully, movies and TV shows have presented several possibilities for “worst case scenario” patients who make their respective shrinks wish they have never gotten a psychology degree so non-fictional psychologists can and will.

‘Kool-Aid Man’ Causes Scene In ‘The Shining’ (Picture)

Stephen King wrote a lot of books. Many of them were awesome.

Movie producers made a lot of those books into movies. Most of those movies sucked.

Uwe Boll Directs Again With ‘Blubbarella’ (Picture)

If ever anyone ever tells you that their dreams are impossible smack them in the face and point to Uwe Boll’s Internet Movie Database (IMDB) profile.

Darth Vader’s ‘Noooooooo’ Edited Into Classic Movies (Video)

George Lucas is an overweight, dopely bearded, arrogant pile of monkey crap.

But that overweight, dopely bearded, arrogant pile of monkey crap also wrote the definitive cinematic tale of the 20th century.

Awesomely Fake ‘Dark Tower’ Movie Poster With Clint Eastwood (Picture)

‘The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.’

Simple sentence. But it lays out an entire world of literature that has sold millions of books over the last thirty years.

Darth Vader Learns To Say ‘Yes’ (Video)

The internet is all a-bitch with the oncoming release of some Blu Ray versions of the Star Wars franchise. George Lucas is, once again, adding all kinds of little changes here and there.

He calls it updating.

We call it being a vain, senseless, disrespectful-of-our-memories overweight prick with a stupid hair and a stupid beard.

Girl From ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Still Lives In Slums (Video)

You can’t save everyone. Sometimes because they don’t wanna be saved. Mostly because they are too much of a pain in the ass to bother.

Master Chief From ‘Halo’ Drawn In Salt (Video)

Master Chief is many things.

He is the weapon of peace against the despair of war.

He is the essence of sanity in the madness of violence.

He is harbinger of order carving his will in the flesh of his alien enemies.

He is the badassiest badasser to badass his way through badassery to define badassiestness.