Darth Vader’s ‘Noooooooo’ Edited Into Classic Movies (Video)

George Lucas is an overweight, dopely bearded, arrogant pile of monkey crap.

But that overweight, dopely bearded, arrogant pile of monkey crap also wrote the definitive cinematic tale of the 20th century.

Awesomely Fake ‘Dark Tower’ Movie Poster With Clint Eastwood (Picture)

‘The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.’

Simple sentence. But it lays out an entire world of literature that has sold millions of books over the last thirty years.

Darth Vader Learns To Say ‘Yes’ (Video)

The internet is all a-bitch with the oncoming release of some Blu Ray versions of the Star Wars franchise. George Lucas is, once again, adding all kinds of little changes here and there.

He calls it updating.

We call it being a vain, senseless, disrespectful-of-our-memories overweight prick with a stupid hair and a stupid beard.

Girl From ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Still Lives In Slums (Video)

You can’t save everyone. Sometimes because they don’t wanna be saved. Mostly because they are too much of a pain in the ass to bother.

Master Chief From ‘Halo’ Drawn In Salt (Video)

Master Chief is many things.

He is the weapon of peace against the despair of war.

He is the essence of sanity in the madness of violence.

He is harbinger of order carving his will in the flesh of his alien enemies.

He is the badassiest badasser to badass his way through badassery to define badassiestness.

Louis CK Pays Homage To George Carlin (Video)

Louis CK is one of the most honest comedians to ever take the stage. Every joke out of his mouth is a comedic observation on the essence of life as a man, a husband and a father.

Hard to imagine that he sucked for 15 years.

‘Monty Python And The Holy Grail’ Deadly Rabbit Artistic Rendering (Picture)

‘What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?’

Spiderman Shows Up During Hurricane Irene Newscast (Video)

Spiderman during a Hurricane Irene newscast? OF COURSE Spiderman during a Hurricane Irene newscast.

He is amazing after all.

Seal’s ‘Kiss From A Rose’: The Metal Version (Video)

Seal is one of the luckiest human beings ever.

Despite having a face that looks like it lost a fight with ‘Edward Scissorhands’ he landed one of the hottest women on earth, Heidi Klum, and wrote an iconic song for a ‘Batman’ film.

Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique Naked Makeup Routine (Video)

Jennifer Lawrence plays Mystique in ‘X-Men: First Class.’ In this video they document the difficulty of an artist being prepared for an intensive makeup process.

The whole time, however, you can’t suppress the screaming thought in your mind that THERE’S A NAKED CHICK IN THERE!!!