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Employee of the Week: Meat Plant Dumps Guts, Blood Into River

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Joe Ondrusek’s meat packing plant in Dallas, TX has been shut down for illegally disposing of pig guts and blood — by dumping the stuff in a nearby river, turning it red.

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Bible Quotes on Facebook (Pic)

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Everyone has that annoying ‘friend’ on Facebook who won’t shut up about the most annoying crap, whether it’s whining about trivial nonsense, preaching to others, or dramatically alluding to ‘backstabbers who used 2 b my friendz’. You always want to school that person so, so hard in one swift and effortless motion. That’s exactly what this guy did.

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The Sanctity of Marriage (Pic)

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Marriage is so sacred, there’s now a magazine dedicated entirely to breaking vows and saying ‘f*ck off, seriously’ to ’til death to we part’. Divorce magazine wants YOUR divorce stories!

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Employee of the Week: Retired NASA Lady Shoots Husband’s Mistress

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Former NASA trainer Shannon O’Roark Griffin took a road trip longer than her name to kill her husband’s new lover. After shooting the woman three times in the face, this sweet looking old lady is sure to be locked up and shot into outer space in solitary.

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How to Make People Think You Care About Sensitive Issues (3 EASY Steps)

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No one wants to be ‘that guy’ who doesn’t give a crap about anyone who is worse off than they are. Whether it’s sending money to starving children, becoming a vegan/fighting for animal rights, donating time/money/things to those in need, or supporting changes in our corrupt government, everyone ‘cares’ about something. Or do they? If you have nothing to care about but want to seem like more of a compassionate person, follow these easy steps to faking it.

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Christian Lunatic Dog Murderer (Pic)

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A lady hanged and burned her nephew’s ‘devil dog’ after the pup chewed on her bible. Now this is not to say that there aren’t any crazy non-christians out there, but this is just another example of rabid christian beliefs having nothing but a negative effect on the community.

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Employee of the Week: Fake Psychologist Forges Certificate, Rants on Facebook, Does Lots of Drugs

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Remember when talking trash went only as far as your personal group of contacts? Without Facebook, this woman may have gotten away with illegally counseling autistic and mentally retarded clients for much longer.

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Mom of the Year Creates Baby Prostitute, Makes Her Chug Red Bull (Video)

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Toddlers & Tiaras is currently the show pumping out the most American atrocities at the moment. Forget the mom-punching meth lovers of Intervention, the slovenly dead cat collectors of Hoarders, and the way shows like Psychic Investigators encourage us to murder our own brain cells. Toddlers & Tiaras brings terrible tv to a whole new level with the way it glamorizes child abuse. That being said, this video is really f*cking funny.

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Know Your Rights! Cop Has Child’s Tantrum When Told He Can’t Search Car Without Warrant (Video)

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Watch this adult baby poop in his diapers when the driver of this vehicle declines to allow a vehicle search without a warrant. The cop is powerless and the citizen proceeds on his way. This is a perfect example of why knowing your rights can save you a lot of trouble — and possibly a trip to jail.

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37 Truly Terrible Pants for Casual Friday (Pics)

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Casual Friday can be almost insulting when people don’t appreciate your sharp sense of fashion. One way to stand out is to wear something truly, truly awful. Here are a gallery of 37 terrible pants to get you in the spirit of awkward outfits that are guaranteed to score you zero dates.

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