Security Guards Caught Sleeping On The Job (30 Pics)

You know you are in safe hands with these snoozing security guards keeping an eye out for trouble – not!

28 Giant Beer Bellies (Pics)

Pregnant men. Beer babies. Anal bike-pump lovers. Wait, what? Look at these weird old men who are about to pop like a balloon. No helium inside; just beer, bacon, and several types of cancer.

Dancing Fails (4 Videos)

I recommend that you mute these videos and instead play a soundtrack of Jenna Rose while you watch.

WalMart Shopper Bitten by Rattlesnake Inside Store

Mica Craig reached down to grab some mulch and was bitten by a surly rattlesnake that had somehow made its way into the store. WalMart has ‘apologized’ and called it an ‘isolated incident’, suggesting that Craig should probably just shut up and get over it. They said they were sorry, okay?

105 Plane Crashes and Wreckage (Pics)

A giant piece of metal soars through the sky, possibly navigated by a man who has had only a few hours of sleep during his long and demanding shift. From the ground, a high-ass flight coordinator incompetently directs him to the landing strip at the airport amongst tens of other giant flying pieces of metal. F*ck airplanes.

WalMart to Build Atop Old Slave Graves in Alabama

Slave ghosts will soon be available at a discounted price in the Florence, AL WalMart. Coffee Cemetery may soon be home to a WalMart supercenter. Since the exact location of the graves is unknown, historical experts are speculating (making educated guesses) that the slave-graves are right beneath the area WalMart plans to use as a brand new driveway.

37 Faces of Meth (Pics)

It’s Meth Mania. Meth will devour your soul, your life, and your already-ugly face. However, it will bring you closer to God and give you psychic superpowers that allow you to talk to angels and animals. It can also motivate you to keep (one 2×2 area in) your house really, really clean.

32 Hilarious Product Knockoffs (Pics) WARENING: ENGRISH AHED

The boot-leg product market is responsible for the crushed dreams of countless children, but also for the laughter of so many internet-loving sperglords who would love nothing more than to own a SpecialMan or a copy of Passion of the Cheist.

Oh! Oh! That Wasn’t Supposed To Happen (35 Photos)

Why do we all take so much pleasure in looking, and laughing loudy, at the misfortunes of others?

I’ve no idea cos I’m not a head doctor but I do know it’s time to roll out another bunch of random funny fail photos.

Teachers Gone Wild: FL Teacher Makes Students Wear Dog Cone, But Were Students in on the Joke?

The actions of Laurie Bailey-Cutkomp support the notion that most of the dumbest crimes ever committed really do happen in Florida. Bailey-Cutkomp is a high school science teacher who, after seeing Pixar movie Up, forced her students to wear plastic dog cones as punishment just like the cartoon dog was forced to in the film.