Tokes Lead to Badly Thought Out Bomb Hoax

Aaron Mitchell is the new poster boy for stupid criminals and a walking, talking  reminder to everyone its never a good idea to do prank calls while intoxicated.  As he spends the next 16 weeks in jail, we hope he figures out just where he went wrong.  What did Mitchell do to deserve his sentence? Nothing really, just called up a Lt Commander of the British HMS Excellent Royal Navy Command Headquarters and left the following message. ‘Yeah, I’m gonna blow up the Royal Navy yeah, next time I come across you. I’ll see you in the sea and I’ll tip that boat over, everyone on that ship’s gonna drown, yeah. So don’t try and take nothing to heart, it’s gonna happen to you within the next three weeks. If you got something to say about it ring [Mitchell’s phone number].’

Real Life Mafia Boss Arrested After Playing ‘Godfather’ on Xbox

Italy – real life Mafia boss Gerlandino Messina was ironically playing the Xbox game The Godfather during the time of his arrest on October 27, 2010, police report.

Facebook Used to Predict Relationship Fails

Facebook is doing more than tracking your location and advertising your status these days, it’s being used to predict when you’re most likely to get dumped. British journalist David McCandless took a stroll through Facebook’s status updates, looking for the key phrases “breakup” and “broken up.” Like archeologists sorting through tons of mundane garbage, emo poetry and the lastest news in what Aunt Ethel had for breakfast, they scavenged 10,000 updates and came up with some hard facts on when more people suddenly find themselves single.

Facebook Fail: How to Compliment a Lady

This is just a reminder of why we don’t comment on people’s Facebook photos when we’re intoxicated. This is also a reminder to take a screenshot of it if you do end up leaving hilarious comments that backfire on you.

Benjamin rates Kasey a 7.8 on the chubby scale, but not the kind of chubby Kasey was thinking of.

6 Humiliating Military Defeats (That Were the Result of Hilarious Misunderstandings)

War is fun. Sh*t happens during war on such a massively stupid scale that said sh*t would be impossible to happen during peace. A lot of significant victories were not the result of charismatic leadership or hardened soldiers, but dumb luck and sheer coincidence. It is almost like an episode of Family Guy, where some weird happenstance advances the entire plot.

Knocking Off: Bant Simason

Our partner site, Knocking Off features some of the most hilarious knock-off products that have surfaced on the web.

Our feature today? Bant Simason, the best Bart Simpson knock off in existence.

Taco Bell Supports Proposition 19

If you don’t get it, just get out

This Chair is so Comfortable!

I’m going to take it with me everywhere!

Wal-Mart Drag Racing

This is one of the most frustratingly hilarious pictures we’ve come across today. Are people so lazy that they require hoverround scooters and mobility aids just to grocery shop? Ridiculous.

Hamster Mis-Shifts in Vtec (Video)

Hilarious over-dub of a hamster running in a wheel.