7 Bizarre, Gross, Coma-Inducing Shots (Recipes)

Are you a stupid person? If so, these drinks are for you!

Hot Girl Walks Around Giving People Yogurt Bars (Video)

In a video that reads like a commercial, complete with the acting of a Jersey Shore cast member, Jala sets out to the streets of NYC to pass around these frozen yogurt bars that apparently make you stronger, and a better dancer.

6 Gross Foods You Eat And Drink Due To Peer Pressure

Sovereignty. It’s a big word. But as it works with you it means a simple thing: personal choice. In sovereignty you hold exclusive control over external ideas and choices.

HA! Yeah right. This is 2011 and you’re lucky if you can check out a pr0n site without having a popup freeze up your browser. Unless you use Internet Explorer. In that case you’re lucky if your computer doesn’t melt straightaway.

Odd Named Ramen Noodles Called ‘Soup For Sluts’ (Picture)

It’s hard to determine whether the makers of this finely flavored ramen were trying to make a genuine joke or were just suffering from a bad case of Engrish.

But it works.

Pizza Place Expanding Their Topping Horizons (Picture)

Pizza is the food of a million combinations. New toppings are being vigorously tested by scientists as you read this. What will they think of next? Bacon has been done before. The pizza topping seas of peanut butter and jelly have been explored. Hell, those geniuses have even thought of a pizza that tastes like a cheeseburger. There couldn’t possibly be any new walls to bring down in the pizza topping world. Oh, except for baby… the other OTHER white meat.

Woman Loves To Eat… COUCHES!

What would you do if you were dating a super hot chick. She had a perfect body. She was funny and loved GOOD music. She understood Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. The perfect woman. It would take something seriously crazy to make you leave her, right? What would it take?

Would you break up with her if she had extra powerful gas like 1 day a week? Would you show her the door if you caught her pranking your dog? Here’s one… what if that crazy chick loved to eat the inside of couches? That’s right. The woman of your dreams can’t stop herself from ripping a hole in your $5000 tiger print sofa and devouring it’s innards like a ravenous vulture!

Undercover Doggy Dining (Picture)

This dog is no ordinary canine. No, he is a master of disguise. As you can see, he has used his keen ability to blend in to totally sneak into this diner. Equipped with only his itty bitty cloths and his darling tiny chair, he slipped through the cracks like a CIA special operative. The waitress took his order, the manager asked him how he enjoyed his meal. It wasn’t until after he took off his little clothes that they realized the folly of their ways. Oh double O doggy, when will your web of international intrigue come to an end… we hope never! Say nothing… or he will find you.

Bizarre McDonald’s Food From Around The World (Gallery)

No matter where you are on Earth… you are probably close to a McDonald’s. They have taken the jiggle they were putting on American asses… and shipped it global baby. The thing is though, people in different places like different things. McDonald’s adapts to cultures and tailors specific menu items to the desires of the region. Feast your eyes on the weirdest McDonald’s food items from around the world. Spoiler: Royale with Cheese is still the best.

Hilarious Chinese Restaurant Sign Fails (Gallery)

It’s easy to get lost in translation when in a different country. These poor owners of Chinese restaurant operations unfortunately had no Western friends to warn them of the folly of their naming ways… either that or their Western friends were incredibly cruel!

View Gallery: Chinese Restaurant Sign Fails

A New Approach to Advertising (Picture)

When you see a commercial on TV and it is kind of stupid it can be kind of upsetting to realize that someone probably made an ass-load of money to produce that piece of crap. Well, not every business owner has the greatest branding and communication skills. Take for instance this particular advertising signage. It does do the trick. The words “Important Info” quickly catch the eye. Then they go for the pitch with “Not The Best.” When it comes to food “Not The Best” is one notch under, “Beware o’ These.” The scary thing is the fact that we all know that some people partook in some of these “Not The Best” apples. MMMM, not the best apples.