My Dad’s Cotton Candy Beard (Video)

Our friends at Boo Ya Pictures are at it again, and this time they’re rapping about the most tasty beard in the universe. Check it out:

Five Fictional Drinks People Actually Created

As long as there has been fiction there have been alcoholic beverages that just don’t exist, no matter how much we want them to. This is generally because brands featured in movies and TV shows that haven’t paid for the privilege will sue, but also because sometimes a drink just needs to exist, even if the cruel realities of physics and chemistry will never let it truly happen.

Pepsi’s Unusual Ice Cucumber Flavor (Picture)

Only in Japan, as per usual!

Pizza, Now in a Cone

This looks absolutely delicious. The Pizza Cone is probably one of the coolest mall foods available (but we don’t know where it’s available — yet). Fork Party loves crazy food. And we can’t wait to get our hands on this.

Shrek Ice Cream Ad Fail

Last time I took an Ogre-load I had to call a plumber.

11 Terrible Hangover Cures (That People Actually Try)

So you’re feeling the pain from a night of high adventure and possible alcohol poisoning. Your headache is epic, your tongue feels like its been having sex with a caterpillar’s corpse, and your nausea gets worse every time you try to draw breath through the toxic waste dump that is your mouth. Here’s a list of hangover cures that might just cure you, if they don’t kill you in the process.

The Best Chess Game Ever

Pure, simple genius. You’re always ten times better at chess when you’re drunk, so nice work guys.

Breakfast is Served

A complete breakfast to help you get over that hangover. This little guy looks like he had a rough night.

Extreme Oreo

A Balanced Breakfast