The Saddest Cookbook Ever

This Amazon review says it all:

Alone in my dark apartment, having worn my 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt as well for countless weeks, found this book to be my bible. I sit at my dining room table, playing World of Warcraft night after night, sobbing silently for want of notice by another human being. Pizza boxes piling up, chinese food leftovers filling my fridge, I was beginning to run out of options. I recently lost my job as a Custodial Consultant for sniffing the amonia in the utility closet. My funding for my gourmet meals from such world reknown chefs as Boyardi and Uncle Ben had begun running low. Stumbling in a drunken daze through the local bookstore, my elbow carelessly knocked a book onto the floor as I turned a corner. As I peered down, I saw the title, “Microwave Cooking for One.”

Haunted Pepper

Forget Jesus in your toast, how about Satan in your salad? I know I’m heading to the kitchen to try this right now.

Vegetable Scenery

Vegetables are useful for giving you nutrients and for looking cool in works of art.

Carrots Are Good For Your Soul

This cat knows all about it

Pringles Taking Their Flavors from the Ocean

Hey, here’s a good idea: target your exquisite sea-food loving people and turn them into seafood chip lovers. Pringles, this may have been a step in the wrong direction.

Gross.

M&M’s FAIL

N.

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Strangely Familiar Bread

This bread reminds me of something, I can’t quite put my finger on what though…

12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream

Seagulls, aka the rats of the air, are notorious for stealing what does not belong to them, and also being ruthless about it. Here are 12 seagulls being assholes, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting victims.

5 Delicious Food Bikinis

Bikini’s have always been delicious to look at, and now they’re also delicious to eat.

25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods

Chocolate is an amazing food. It’s a natural aphrodisiac, good for your heart and health, and so very delicious. From savory to sweet, normal to bizzare, here’s 25 of the most surprising foods we could find covered in chocolate.