Once upon a time in Russia.Continue Reading →
When I was doing the “ugly girls” post of truly haggard witches yesterday, I noticed a whole lot of cute girls who have inaccurately tagged themselves as “ugly” in the midst of their wallowing in low self-esteem. Here are some of them.Continue Reading →
YOU CANT TELL ME PIZZA’S NOT WORTH DYING FOR. YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE; EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR YOU (PIZZA). LOOK INTO YOUR HEART. YOU WILL FIND THERE’S NOTHING THERE TO HIDE.
DON’T TELL ME THERE’S NO PIZZA WORTH FIGHTING FOR. I CANT HELP IT. THERE’S NOTHING I WANT MORE. YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE. EVERYTHING I DO. I DO IT FOR YOU (PIZZA).
THERE’S NO PIZZA LIKE YOUR PIZZA.Continue Reading →
Sometimes cross eyed girls are cute. Examples: when they’re the only girl at the party, when you’re blind, when they’re faking it, or when they only have a slight cock-eye that gives them character without making them look retarded. Heh. Cock-eye.Continue Reading →