Opinions are like Sarah Palin, they’re all over the place, and most of the time they’re batshit insane. That’s why when I was asked to review this book, initially, I was apprehensive. Did I really want to add another opinion to the Internet, where opinions fill all the spaces that aren’t filled up by cats and porn?
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Shirt company Mighty Fine can best be described as making some mighty fine tees, especially if you are a fan of comic books. They have a licensing deal with Marvel, allowing them to make some awesome shirts featuring your favorite superheroes. Using blends of different art styles and keen senses of humor, Mighty Fine has made shirts that anybody would look good in, comic book fan or not. If you want to become more attractive to the opposite sex, check out these 10 Marvel shirts by Mighty Fine, guaranteed to make their wearers 150% better looking.
Lindsay Lohan has predictably failed her billionth alcohol test.
The test was prompted by a tip from the ABC film crew after they were catapulted from Lohan’s house when she denied a scheduled interview by acting like a wild banshee, presumably in practice for her upcoming role in “Excellent Career Moves.”
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The X-Men are one of the most well known of all comic book superhero teams. The various members are constantly fighting to make the world a safer place for humans and mutants alike. It is hard to find a group of heroes more selfless and heroic than the X-Men. Except for all of their members who have turned evil at some point or another. There are kind of a lot of those.
Amber’s boyfriend Gary thought he had lost his phone, but a more sinister event had taken place: Amber was hiding it at her house after Gary had left it there! Of course, Amber ‘cracked his password’ and found plenty of either infuriating or super depressing pictures and messages from other girls.
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Sean Bean, the Lord of Winterfell on HBO’s Game of Thrones, was recently stabbed in the arm with a piece of glass following a bar fight.
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With the exception of some hardcore heroes, such as the Punisher and Wolverine, it is generally accepted that superheroes don’t kill. It is the moral high ground for them, allowing them to beat the crap out of evildoers while still remaining characters that we can look up to. It is common to see some crippling blows being thrown by guys like Superman, but it’s okay because his punches are just about as effective as guns are in G.I. Joe. They’ll slow somebody down, but you really don’t ever see any permanent damage. That’s why it comes as such a surprise that these big name heroes, known for being embodiments of truth, justice, and the American way, have all taken a life at some point during their crime fighting careers.
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We have all been there. You are lookin’ all snazzy in one of your best faded Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and bam like that you squeeze about 6 ounces of donut jelly right onto the face of one of the Van Zants. Well now you have completely no reason to care about whether or not what you are trying to consume even hits your face-hole. Science has introduced us to “The Slobstopper.” It’s a sturdy bib for adults. Feel free to start slingshotting putting at your face for breakfast now that this technology exists.
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No longer will the citizens of Arizona be forced to walk into a regular hydroponics store stuttering and asking “how to, uh, grow tomatoes”. A 21,000 square foot “Home DePot” has opened in hopes of aiding DIY pot growers.
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This guy knows how to get a day started properly. In his best bikini briefs, he demonstrates an athletic ability far beyond what most of us are capable of. He moves like a cat or a mongoose. This exercise burns thousands of calories, which is obviously the reason his physique is so stellar. Teach us your ways crazy guy, help us to understand your genius.
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