Corey Feldman’s Spastic Song and Dance on Howard Stern (Video)

He’s miming getting his legs broken by robots made of cocaine.

3 Ways to Appear Desperate on OkCupid

Most of the people on OkCupid are already doing a great job of appearing desperate and thirsty as a fat kid in a soda shop, but here are some tips for the rare few who sound like normal people and want to spice up their profiles.

Do Mythical Creatures Exist? Scientists Vaguely, Infuriatingly Say “Maybe.”

I don’t want to hear about ‘maybe’. I just want facts, dammit. All these shows on Animal Planet and the History Channel are such nonsense mills — hype factories — telling us “maybe vampires existed” and “maybe aliens wrote the bible” and “maybe ghosts live in your mother’s haunted vagina.” Maybe doesn’t mean anything. Maybe means “I made up this ghost story and am now using semantics to subtly advertise it as fact without actually lying and telling you that it is.”

Face Plants (3 Videos)

The internet is just one endless episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Check out these funny clips of people getting paralyzed.

20 Beautiful Buildings From Around The World (Gallery)

No I haven’t lost it and I’m not drunk or high either. I just thought it would make a wee change to do something different today.

So now we’ve got that cleared up let’s crack on with pictures 20 of the world’s most beautiful buildings.

BASED POST PT 1 — RARE!!!! (PICS)

WOOP, WOOP, SWAG.

Fake Steve Jobs, and More Fun Links

Spotted: Fake Apple store, even more fake version of Steve Jobs. Who are they trying to fool?!

An Apple A Day: The tablet battle (for second place) – (TechCrunch)

Horse Powered: 25 Super-charged Mustangs – (Complex)

Fitness Test: Doing Stronger Pull-ups – (Shave Magazine)

Sugar Rush: Facts You Need to Know About “Fruit Drinks” – (BuiltLean)

Sexy Tiiiiimes: Kate Upton has yet another photoshoot – (Guyism)

Wednesday’s “Why Not?” Link Dump

In case of emergency, break out the keyboard and hatchet and destroy some Half-Life creatures. Works for me.

Play: Super Mario 2 Crossover – (Kano Games)

Gifs: Well, that was awkward – (MTV Clutch)

Listen: Gorillaz ft. Andre 3000 – DoYaThing (SoundCloud)

Protect Yoself!: Clear Your Google Browsing History – (Hack College)

But wait, there’s more!

Maury Monday – Hilarious Paternity Test Reactions (7 Videos)

Slutty teens, sad moms, whatever.

3 Easy Ways to Make Girls Hate You

So you have a date with a girl you like. How can you creep her out, make her hate you and never want to see or speak to you again? It’s a lot easier than you think — and you may even be working on it now, albeit accidentally. Here are three easy ways to make girls hate you.