Face Plants (3 Videos)

The internet is just one endless episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Check out these funny clips of people getting paralyzed.

20 Beautiful Buildings From Around The World (Gallery)

No I haven’t lost it and I’m not drunk or high either. I just thought it would make a wee change to do something different today.

So now we’ve got that cleared up let’s crack on with pictures 20 of the world’s most beautiful buildings.

29 GILFs (Pics)

I say MILF, you say GILF. Grandmas can still be hot, especially if they start using their vaginas as a baby-cannon from the ripe age of 8, or whenever girls are getting their periods these days due to all the hormones and radioactive chemicals Obama/Satan has put into everything we eat.

The Best App for Rapists, Stalkers (“Girls Around Me”)

If you have a public Facebook and/or FourSquare profile, this creepy app may cause you to seriously reconsider the amount of private information you’re freely handing out to just about everyone.

BASED POST PT 1 — RARE!!!! (PICS)

WOOP, WOOP, SWAG.

Fake Steve Jobs, and More Fun Links

Spotted: Fake Apple store, even more fake version of Steve Jobs. Who are they trying to fool?!

An Apple A Day: The tablet battle (for second place) – (TechCrunch)

Horse Powered: 25 Super-charged Mustangs – (Complex)

Fitness Test: Doing Stronger Pull-ups – (Shave Magazine)

Sugar Rush: Facts You Need to Know About “Fruit Drinks” – (BuiltLean)

Sexy Tiiiiimes: Kate Upton has yet another photoshoot – (Guyism)

Wednesday’s “Why Not?” Link Dump

In case of emergency, break out the keyboard and hatchet and destroy some Half-Life creatures. Works for me.

Play: Super Mario 2 Crossover – (Kano Games)

Gifs: Well, that was awkward – (MTV Clutch)

Listen: Gorillaz ft. Andre 3000 – DoYaThing (SoundCloud)

Protect Yoself!: Clear Your Google Browsing History – (Hack College)

But wait, there’s more!

Maury Monday – Hilarious Paternity Test Reactions (7 Videos)

Slutty teens, sad moms, whatever.

3 Easy Ways to Make Girls Hate You

So you have a date with a girl you like. How can you creep her out, make her hate you and never want to see or speak to you again? It’s a lot easier than you think — and you may even be working on it now, albeit accidentally. Here are three easy ways to make girls hate you.

7 Foul-Mouthed Birds (Videos)

Everyone has been tempted to get a parrot at some point. Partially because they’re beautiful creatures. Somewhat because they’re incredibly smart. Mostly because we can teach them to say hilarious things or sing entertaining songs. Here are 7 foul mouthed fouls who learned all the right words.