Face Plant Compilation

Another compilation without too many repeats from the last one.

Rope swing faceplant

So now we’ve got that cleared up let’s crack on with pictures 20 of the world’s most beautiful buildings.

From The Shard in London to the Sydney Opera House, the Taj Mahal and the Chateau Chillon in Switzerland, lets hold hands and go for a trip around the world. Okay, we don’t need to hold hands unless you’re gorgeous or scared.

There may be a few GILTPCO’s here (Grandmas I’d Like to Put Clothes On). Sorry about that.

Depending on how your Facebook’s privacy settings are configured, one may be able to access your entire profile via the Girls Around Me app — full name, photos, family members, schools attended and jobs held, favorite books/bands, information on past vacations, information on favorite haunts around town, and whatever else you’ve written about yourself.

A reviewer of this app from Cult of Mac made a great (and frightening) point:

“So now I know everything to know about Zoe. I know where she is. I know what she looks like, both clothed and mostly disrobed. I know her full name, her parents’ full names, her brother’s full name. I know what she likes to drink. I know where she went to school. I know what she likes and dislikes. All I need to do now is go down to the Independent, ask her if she remembers me from Stoneham High, ask her how her brother Mike is doing, buy her a frosty margarita, and start waxing eloquently about that beautiful summer I spent in Roma.”

Because of that, the app may have been banned — despite not violating any ToS. The real problem here is with Facebook’s privacy policies (or lack thereof), plus the fact that many people are oblivious to the treasure chests of private information they’re broadcasting to the entire world. I wonder how many people have stopped reading this halfway through in order to quickly change their Facebook privacy settings?

Ellen Degeneres and Justin Bieber made these.

An Apple A Day: The tablet battle (for second place) – (TechCrunch)

Horse Powered: 25 Super-charged Mustangs – (Complex)

Fitness Test: Doing Stronger Pull-ups – (Shave Magazine)

Sugar Rush: Facts You Need to Know About “Fruit Drinks” – (BuiltLean)

Sexy Tiiiiimes: Kate Upton has yet another photoshoot – (Guyism)

Music and Fashion: These pants are actually a functional keyboard – (GuySpeed)

How To: Make Free Calls with Vonage – (Hack College)

Got Gifs?: Animals Trolling Animals – (Regretful Morning)

Star Wars: Watch the REAL Admiral Akbar Talk! – (Geeks Are Sexy)

Anime To Stay: Is Bleach Becoming A Live-action Movie? – (Screen Rant)

What a Loaf: Meatloaf Claims He Can Talk to Ghosts – (Shortlist)

Take a Gander: Emily Paxton and More – (Tempe12)

My Generation: It’s not easy being a millennial – (The Smoking Jacket)

In case of emergency, break out the keyboard and hatchet and destroy some Half-Life creatures. Works for me.

Play: Super Mario 2 Crossover – (Kano Games)

Gifs: Well, that was awkward – (MTV Clutch)

Listen: Gorillaz ft. Andre 3000 – DoYaThing (SoundCloud)

Protect Yoself!: Clear Your Google Browsing History – (Hack College)

But wait, there’s more!

Money Savings: The Rise of Coupons – (Huffington Post)

Sporting Goods: Chicago Bulls New Commercial – (Turd Ferguson)

Trippin’ Balls: The Westminster Dog Show, on LSD – (Vice Magazine)

Automotive Insanity: How to Brick a Tesla – (Venture Beat)

Cinematica: New pictures from The Cabin in the Woods – (Collider)

Funny Bits: Post Office Email PSA – (College Humor)

Twisted Movie Listed: 5 Great Song-to-Movie Adaptations – (Cracked)

X-Ray Vision: Insane Objects People have Swallowed or Inserted… – (WGRD)

Game On: The 6 Hardest Parts of Battletoads – (Funny or Die)

Good Neighbors: Hilarious Passive-aggressive Note – (Funtasticus)

NumberCrunch: iPads vs Textbooks – (Techi)

Fat Tuesdays: 30 Fat Men of the Internet – (Ranker)

It’s probably a good idea to use protection or at least keep track of who you’re sleeping with.

Amazing.

Cry about it!

A well-deserved backflip.

She’ll be a great mother.

Books like The Game and people like The Amazing Douchebag Mystery (full legal name) from VH1′s The Pickup Artist have been giving men tips to f*ck up their dates for a few years now. While some of their advice is based on true concepts (i.e. girls like to feel connected, such as by making eye contact), the misguided execution tends to be a lot creepier (i.e. not looking away once in a two hour span of time, AKA glaring). Follow these simple tips to ensure that your date is completely and entirely ruined, as if your tophat and Hot Topic gel bracelets didn’t do that already.

Creepster’s Touch

How to apply the Creepster’s Touch:
- Lean in. When she fails to do the same, lean in closer.
- Place a gently squeezing hand on her knee or shoulder every single time you laugh at one of her jokes. Every. Single. Time.
- Laugh at all of her jokes. Laugh at anything that could remotely be considered a joke.
- When leaving the bar together, gently place your arm around her shoulder. When she leans away or stiffens up, remove your arm immediately so as not to blatantly disrespect her. Repeat every five minutes or so. (Hint: ‘blatantly’ is the key word here).

On a date where two people are eagerly awaiting the evening’s sexcapades, touching is a great way to build up tension and show a girl you like her. If you are the only one participating in this type of imagining, however, your touching immediately plummets from ‘sexy’ to ‘scary’.

Blatant Subtlety

How to apply blatant subtlety:
- Randomly invite her to stay over your apartment. Don’t ask her on a date or to ‘hang out’ first. Go straight in for the kill… but don’t mention sex. She can crash, she can sleep there, but it retains some slimy facade of innocence if you imply sex without having to say it.
- ‘Like’ 20-30 of her Facebook photos in a single night, making sure that the pictures come from a wide variety of time periods so that she knows you’ve just browsed through all 3,000 images of her.
- Draw pictures of half-nude princess warriors with her face and body type. Upload to Facebook and tag her in them.

Example:
‘You can just crash at my place for a bit’, says the total creepster via Facebook, to a girl he hasn’t seen or spoken to in a few months. She just posted a status about her upcoming visit to his city of residence, and his invitation arises out of the blue (GET IT BECAUSE FACEBOOK IS BLUE).

Creep Her Friends Out

Methods:

- Wait for her to walk away. Make an awkward sucking sound with your teeth and raise your eyebrows as you nod to her friends, then to her butt, then back at her friends.
- Out dancing? Pretend to hump her from behind when she’s not looking, but her friends are. Make eye contact with them and hold it for an awkward amount of time.
- Quietly whisper creepy little comments to her friends, like ‘I can’t wait’ or ‘I could watch that shit all day’.
- If you somehow end up together in her apartment (consensually) and her roommate comes home, look a little disappointed and say something like ‘Oh…I didn’t know there would be someone else here.’

BONUS:
Constantly Stare at Tits

This may or may not make her hate you for being a creep, but will definitely convince her that you’re stupid.

Note: If one of these tips describes something you do, stop. Stop doing it right now. Except the tits thing, because everyone knows that it’s an involuntary reflex to great tits.

WHAT UP BITCHES?!

Cutest cursing ever.

Oh my…

“Fat Bollocks”

This one doesn’t get good until about a minute in.

Another bollocks bird with a larger vocabulary, including STFU!

This bird isn’t cursing, but he can sing the theme song from Cops and wants to know, bad bird bad bird, whatchoo gonna do?