‘My Vagina is 8 Miles Wide – Absolutely Everyone Can Come Inside’ (SFW Music Video)

WTF? A comedic song about an 8 mile wide vagina that pretty much belongs to everyone. Sounds like a nightmare.

Robyn – Call Your Girlfriend (Your New Favorite Music Video)

The 80′s are back, and not just in an extremely well packaged PG version you can purchase at any K-Mart. While her CDs are probably available in K-Mart, Robyn’s music is meant for every amazing dance party that happens anywhere.

New Orleans Bounce: My Juvie Not a Juvie No More (and Other Music Videos)

You’re probably familiar with the New Orleans Bounce style of music from Mr. Ghetto’s Walmart. They went to wally wally world WalMart while a lot of other musicians got to working on the new NOB hit. Prepare to be astounded.

5 Amazingly Bad Rap Album Covers (Pics)

These rap albums are so bad, they are actually quite awesome. All of these should be made into t shirts; most of us here would never change again. Here are five accidental strokes of gangsta genius.

Daniel Johnston – Devil Town (Music Video)

Looks like it’s Satanic Tuesday. Satanuesday. Satuesday. Whatever. Today is all about the devil and his devilish ways. To be fair, it’s more about the people who love Satan and the things they do for him. Hey, check out this song by Daniel Johnston. It’ll creep you out and then get stuck in your head. He’s also a really interesting guy.

Children Perform Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ (Video)

If ever you’ve doubted your life choices, watch these kids play Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman.’

They’ve knocked it out out of the park like a ‘roided up Barry Bonds power crunch, even down to the solo.

Dubstep A Cappella (Video)

What does dubstep really sound like?

Let’s be honest. Dubstep music sounds like what would happen if you put two large magnets next to a subwoofer, plugged them all in, put a Lionel Ritchie song on the turntable, and poured water on the whole thing.

Kittens DJing For Seventy Seconds (Video)

Some things are just entirely too cute for words.

A man is a hard creature. All cracks and crevasses filled with roughness and bad smells. They drink beer, watch football and fart like savages.

Sexy Sax Man Superstar Sergio Flores Plays Resignation Theme Music (Video)

Crooked politicians are everywhere. In fact, the very phrase ‘crooked politician,’ in most circles, is considered a redundant statement.

Adele Vs. DragonForce With ‘Rolling In The Fire And Flames’ (Video)

Internet ambition: when someone takes their talents to the internet in pursuit of facebook ‘Likes,’ Diggs, Youtube props and/or reddit karma to verify their talents.

The sheer volume of people with internet access means that the volume of submissions will be…substantial. But most will be crap.