New Tenacious D Album is in the Works

It has been quite some time since we last heard from the greatest band in the world – Tenacious D. They beat the devil in their movie “Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny” and that was the last we heard from them. Well, the box office wasn’t too kind to them for the movie and it was also panned by critics. It’s bizarre though because Tenacious D is Tenacious D… you knew what you were getting with that movie… not sure what standard critics were holding it to. The musical gods have smiled upon us this day… THE “D” are making a new album!

Snoop Dogg Pitching The ‘American Idol’ of Rap To Networks

Snoop took some time off from his busy schedule of nonstop weed smoking to shop an idea for a show around to the different networks. ‘Hip Hop Idol’ would be a competition show to find the next big hip hop star. Some of the major networks have already turned down Snoop’s idea… but apparently MTV and E! have shown interest. Snoop wants the judges to be a collection of hip hop greats… including Jay-Z (although Jay-Z’s people have denied any involvement in the show.)

The Chrisagis Brothers Take The World By Storm (Video)

Keep your ear to the ground and sooner or later you were bound to hear the whispers of the name “The Chrisagis Brothers.” These boys have talent. They are goin’ places. With their angelic voices and devilish charm… they are spreading their message of American pride around the globe.

They dress snazzy and their beards are sweet. Also, they bring an old lady with them all the time to serve as their MC and warm up act. Look out Grammy’s, The Chrisagis have you in their sites!

A Beautiful Display Of Manly Flute Dancing (Video)

This guy has a talent he wants to share with the world. He is the only man with a child molester mustache who can both look this good in tights and lay down a musical interpretive dance that makes the heavens fill with joy.

Watch as he showcases his skills, while a friend (obviously looking to ride on his coattails of fame) records him. Maybe we will see him someday on a reality TV talent competition. Or maybe, just maybe… he will be performing at a mall near you soon?!

The Most Lyrically Profound Song of All Time (Video)

So just when you think that Rebecca Black “Friday” stain on humanity was where we were headed musically as a society, a true poet of our day has come along to pull us out of the fire. This woman expresses in song the fact that she is going to need your focus.

She let’s you no that a microphone is definitely not necessary. Then she shoots her arrow through your heart when she speaks the beautiful words “party online nobody about sad.” These words will transcend time and should be taught to our offspring.

Dancing Man Likes To Teach People How To Dance (Video)

Every man has a hobby. Some men fish. Other guys prefer to read comic books or play video games. Not this guy. He would much rather dance. The rhythm crept up into his soul and took control of his brainstem. He no longer has control of it. He dances and dances. His insatiable craving to not only dance forever… but to teach the world the joy of his dance fuels his endless quest.

This is How You Rock Out at a Concert (Video)

Some people really know how to have a good time. Whether it’s at a rock show… or a movie… even a birthday party- some folks just do it better. This guy had a long week and he loves the band he’s witnessing. The emotions these two things stir up in the guy manifest itself in a series of dance moves that can only be described as breathtaking.

Finally, A Song About Selling Nuts (Video)

Once in a while a groove comes along that is so catchy, you can’t help yourself but to tap your toe along to the beat. This song takes a truly tasty jam and adds a little hilarity. The sad fact of the matter is that this nut based song is actually better than 98% of popular music. It makes Rebecca Black look like an amateur. It’s a song about the wonders of the guys who sell nuts… especially hot nuts. So, if you are a nut enthusiast… rejoice and behold your anthem!

Ke$ha’s Twin Starts Music Career (Video)

Ke$ha comes from a long bloodline of untalented and bizarrely shaped individuals. This is her twin sister… who arguably might look better in a bikini. Listen to the beats and let this wonderful new addition to our popular music world take hold of your brain.

With that classic Ke$ha raver look, her twin sister sets the hearts and minds of the masses on fire. Be forewarned, you shouldn’t look her in the eyes… as she can actually turn your soul into a sexual lubricant.

Beastie Boys Star Studded “Fight For Your Right, Revisited” (VIDEO)

In this star-studded collaboration, the Beastie Boys have turned up one of the most exciting teasers for a 30 minute film, ever.