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		<title>NFL Coach Punched In The Stomach By Player On His Own Team (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/18071/nfl-coach-punched-in-the-stomach-by-player-on-his-own-team-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Reid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeSean McCoy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Vick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Philadelphia Eagles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washington Redskins]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Philadelphia Eagles were in an unfortunate position. They came into the season with a lot of hype behind their dog-fighting zero turned quarterbacking hero Michael Vick. Coupled with a bunch of skillful trades they were still only 1-4 going into their game against the Redskins. There&#8217;s a lot of reasons behind this. Most involved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-18072" href="http://www.forkparty.com/18071/nfl-coach-punched-in-the-stomach-by-player-on-his-own-team-video/picture-2-10"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-18072" title="NFL Coach Punched In The Belly - NFL Coach Punched In The Belly" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Picture-23.png" alt="" width="300" /></a>The Philadelphia Eagles were in an unfortunate position. They came into the season with a lot of hype behind their dog-fighting zero turned quarterbacking hero Michael Vick.</p>
<p>Coupled with a bunch of skillful trades they were still only 1-4 going into their game against the Redskins.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a lot of reasons behind this. Most involved the crappiness of their coach Andy Reid.<br />
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So going into that game they needed to show that they were still contenders. Not just to the NFL, but to themselves.</p>
<p>Honestly though, an NFL season is sixteen games long. Even after this game they&#8217;d still have eleven more to play in which they could redeem their entire season.</p>
<p>But why wait when you can redeem yourself in the moment?</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s what the Eagles did with all the pressure in the world on their shoulders. They fought, they scratched, they clawed and they came out with a &#8216;W&#8217;.</p>
<p>But sometimes passion, even football passion, goes too far. And LeSean McCoy ran a clinic on inappropriate behavior by <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/17560/steve-o-breaks-nose-on-mike-tysons-fist-video" target="_blank">punching his coach</a> in the stomach.</p>
<p>Of course it was meant as a playful tap. But LeSean McCoy is a professionally trained breaker of backs. Andy Reid is a pudgy pile of warm popsicles. One is not meant to engage the other in aggressive behavior, even if it <em>is</em> playful.</p>
<p>Observe the magnitude of Reid&#8217;s jowel-jiggle after catching what equates to a nudge from LeSean McCoy. You can be sure Reid will be fully recovered come Christmas time.</p>
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		<title>Everything Is Badass In Russia: Diving (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/18042/everything-is-badass-in-russia-diving-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[platform diving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[russian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here you see a bunch of kids jumping off platforms. Doing flips off these platforms. Throwing each other off platforms. Fun fun fun! Then they start jumping off bridges and stuff gets real, quick. Remember, these are children. Where else do you see a bunch of kids jumping off bridges? Well&#8230;it IS the internet. But [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-18043" href="http://www.forkparty.com/18042/everything-is-badass-in-russia-diving-video/picture-1-17"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-18043" title="Russian Kids Diving - Russian Kids Diving" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Picture-13.png" alt="" width="300" /></a>Here you see a bunch of kids jumping off platforms. Doing flips off these platforms. Throwing each other off platforms. Fun fun fun!</p>
<p>Then they start jumping off bridges and stuff gets real, quick. Remember, these are children. Where else do you see a bunch of kids jumping off bridges?<br />
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Well&#8230;it IS the internet. But only in Russia do you see them jumping off the top of bridge climbs.</p>
<p>No parents.</p>
<p>No police.</p>
<p>No authority in sight.</p>
<p>And just in case you doubted the badassedness of these kids, the one in the lamest swim trunks does the freakiest stuff. And he does it <em>first</em>.</p>
<p>You gotta especially like the ones where they throw each other into the air so the guy being tossed can get a little extra torque on the triple back somersault into the shallow water below.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.forkparty.com/14872/russian-cyborg-super-soldier-dog-god-help-us-picture" target="_blank">They do crazy like we do ordinary</a>. So whenever you see a Russian, give &#8216;em a wide berth. Or you may wake up hungover in Siberia wearing thong underpants and titty-tassles. Don&#8217;t say you weren&#8217;t warned.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Guy Takes Squash Serve From World Record Holder (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/17988/crazy-guy-takes-squash-serve-from-world-record-holder-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cameron Pilley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morgan Pilley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[squash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world record holder]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is no sense to be made from this. Cameron Pilley is a professional squash player with the current world record for fastest squash ever hit at 175mph. The guy about to take what is most likely going to be a ridiculously painful shot from Cameron Pilley&#8217;s racquet is a moron. A moron who happens [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-17989" href="http://www.forkparty.com/17988/crazy-guy-takes-squash-serve-from-world-record-holder-video/picture-2-8"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-17989" title="Guy Takes Hit From Squash - Guy Takes Hit From Squash" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Picture-21.png" alt="" width="300" /></a>There is no sense to be made from this.</p>
<p>Cameron Pilley is a professional squash player with the current world record for fastest squash ever hit at 175mph.<br />
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The guy about to take what is most likely going to be a ridiculously painful shot from Cameron Pilley&#8217;s racquet is a moron. A moron who happens to be Cameron Pilley&#8217;s brother, Morgan.</p>
<p>There is <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/16277/lego-spocklogical-waste-of-time-picture" target="_blank">no philosophy lesson</a> to derive from this. You could say there&#8217;s a personal moral to this, but that would only be to stay your dumb ass from in front of a squash racquet.</p>
<p>What this video is perfect for is showing your friends. All of them. And be sure to scream &#8220;Oooooooooohhhh!!!&#8221; when you see Morgan get hit. And make sure your stomach is empty when you get a good look at his wound.</p>
<p>The opening in his back looks like he took some WWII shrapnel.</p>
<p>If you ever meet Morgan though, be sure to get him a beer for the many laughs he&#8217;s given you and your friends. And you can be sure he&#8217;d appreciate an audition with &#8216;Jackass&#8217; if you can make that happen too.</p>
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		<title>Blind Man Throws A Perfect Strike For Opening Pitch (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/17785/blind-man-throws-a-perfect-strike-for-opening-pitch-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arizona Diamondbacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blind guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first pitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Max Ashton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milwaukee Brewers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National League Division Series]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playoffs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Max Ashton, a Foundation For Blind Children graduate, threw a perfect strike to open up Game 4 of the &#8216;National League Division Series&#8217; Between the &#8216;Arizona Diamondbacks&#8217; and the &#8216;Milwaukee Brewers.&#8217; That&#8217;s not the most interesting part. In the video, after getting settled, he proceeded to check first base, twice, just like a real pitcher. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-17786" href="http://www.forkparty.com/17785/blind-man-throws-a-perfect-strike-for-opening-pitch-video/picture-1-14"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-17786" title="Blind Guy Throws Opening Pitch - Blind Guy Throws Opening Pitch" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Picture-1.png" alt="" width="300" /></a>Max Ashton, a Foundation For Blind Children graduate, threw a perfect strike to open up Game 4 of the &#8216;National League Division Series&#8217; Between the &#8216;Arizona Diamondbacks&#8217; and the &#8216;Milwaukee Brewers.&#8217;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s not the most interesting part.</p>
<p>In the video, after getting settled, he proceeded to check first base, twice, just like a real pitcher.<br />
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That&#8217;s showmanship. That&#8217;s brass. And considering he&#8217;s holding up the start of the game with that stuff, it&#8217;s almost arrogant.</p>
<p>Pretty impressive for a guy who can&#8217;t see anything.</p>
<p>A lot of physically less-abled people suffer derision and ostracism from local communities because they either haven&#8217;t the means to function on their own or haven&#8217;t been trained in how to help themselves.</p>
<p>Somewhere, someone took the time to coach young Max around his disability so that he could lead a relatively normal life.</p>
<p>So much so that he gained confidence enough to not only put himself into an opportunity to throw out the first pitch during a playoff game, not only <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/12365/psycho-chicks-love-of-baseball-is-terrifying" target="_blank">ham it up before a large crowd of fans</a>, but also to throw a near perfect strike to a catcher ninety feet away from him that he couldn&#8217;t even see.</p>
<p>Learn something from Max. He&#8217;s showing you how to live.</p>
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		<title>Unbelievably Sweaty Soccer Player (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/17680/unbelievably-sweaty-soccer-player-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Futbol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uruguay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Walter Mandiani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The video is eight minutes long, but you only need about two minutes to see what&#8217;s going on. Take note of his shirt. Looks fresh and clear, ready for a night out at the club, right? Now fast forward one minute and take note of his shirt. Then repeat that until it&#8217;s done. I know! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-17681" href="http://www.forkparty.com/17680/unbelievably-sweaty-soccer-player-video/rsz_picture_7-3"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-17681" title="Walter Mandiani Sweat - Walter Mandiani Sweat" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rsz_picture_71.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="202" /></a>The video is eight minutes long, but you only need about two minutes to see what&#8217;s going on.</p>
<p>Take note of his shirt. Looks fresh and clear, ready for a night out at the club, right?<br />
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Now fast forward one minute and take note of his shirt. Then repeat that until it&#8217;s done.</p>
<p>I know! Right!!?</p>
<p>The guy&#8217;s name is Walter Pandiani and he&#8217;s a footballer (the non-US way of saying &#8216;soccer player&#8217;). To pull off this magnificent feat of sweatage he had to have come right off the field, thrown on that &#8216;in da club&#8217; shirt and started answering questions from the media.</p>
<p>Or&#8230;</p>
<p>They could be filming at the center of the planet within inches from the Earth&#8217;s core.</p>
<p>Why didn&#8217;t anyone hand him a towel? Why didn&#8217;t they stop asking him questions and let him go? Why didn&#8217;t someone inform WalterÂ  of the fact that he&#8217;d sprung a leak and volunteer themselves to plug it for him?</p>
<p>They just sat there and let the guy <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/5571/lightning-kills-entire-soccer-team-during-game" target="_blank">slide right into internet infamy</a>. You gotta hope Walter&#8217;s a good player at least.</p>
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		<title>6 Year Old Kid Shoots Guns In Obstacle Course (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/17479/6-year-old-kid-shoots-guns-in-obstacle-course-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Span Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Badass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miko Andres]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phillipines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[practical shooter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You could barely pick up a videogame controller at 6 years old. This kid, Miko, is already learning how to shoot and is being fast-tracked to unparalleled badassedness. Miko lives in the Philipines where he is a fully licensed practical shooter. This video claims he&#8217;s the youngest in the world. You can imagine how the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-17480" href="http://www.forkparty.com/17479/6-year-old-kid-shoots-guns-in-obstacle-course-video/picture_2"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-17480" title="6 Year Old Gun Shooter - 6 Year Old Gun Shooter" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Picture_2.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="284" /></a>You could barely pick up a videogame controller at 6 years old. This kid, Miko, is <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/5441/best-reaction-ever" target="_blank">already learning how to shoot</a> and is being fast-tracked to unparalleled badassedness.<br />
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Miko lives in the Philipines where he is a fully licensed practical shooter. This video claims he&#8217;s the youngest in the world. You can imagine how the conversation between his parents went when dad wanted to start him on gun lessons:</p>
<p>Dad: I wan&#8217; teach Miko how to shoo&#8217; guns!<br />
Mom: *crying* Will you let me out of the cage if I say &#8216;yes?&#8217;<br />
Dad: ONLY TO WATCH!</p>
<p>In his free time Miko probably likes to clean his Colt 1911 model cal .45 hand gun, find bigger guns to shoot and ride his tricycle over &#8216;Barbie&#8217; dolls.*</p>
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<p>*That last fact is totally fake, but hilarious if true.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Sport Straight Outta Japan (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/14393/crazy-sport-straight-outta-japan-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 18:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fork Party Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny japanese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny video]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[weird japanese video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese are a very athletic people. This is demonstrated by the show &#8220;Ninja Warrior.&#8221; They execute the craziest challenges and feats of strength. Well, this one is no different. 2 large masses of people fight one another to knock a guy off of a pole. It seems dangerous&#8230; but these guys are probably properly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-14394" href="http://www.forkparty.com/crazy-sport-straight-outta-japan-video/japan-sport-japan-sport/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-14394" title="Japan Sport - Japan Sport" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Japan-Sport-Japan-Sport.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="292" /></a>The Japanese are a very athletic people. This is demonstrated by the show &#8220;Ninja Warrior.&#8221; They execute the craziest challenges and feats of strength. Well, this one is no different. 2 large masses of people fight one another to knock a guy off of a pole. It seems dangerous&#8230; but these guys are probably properly trained. It is pure unfiltered craziness&#8230; and it is a beautiful display of sport. Thank you once again Japan&#8230; for <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/japan-does-it-again-video/" target="_blank">all that you do</a> for the world of web entertainment.</p>
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		<title>In Russia They Merry-Go-Round Like Men (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/14049/russian-merry-go-round</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 14:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fork Party Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny russian video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little is known about The Russians. We know they enjoy vodka. We know at certain points they could be real a-holes when it comes to spying and keepin&#8217; track of those rascally nuclear weapons. What you may have not known is the long time Russian sport of extreme merry-go-round.. ing. Yes, it takes man with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-14747" href="http://www.forkparty.com/russian-merry-go-round/russian-merry-go-round/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-14747" title="Russian-merry-go-round" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Russian-merry-go-round.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="234" /></a>Little is known about The Russians. We know they enjoy vodka. We know at certain points they could be real a-holes when it comes to spying and keepin&#8217; track of those rascally nuclear weapons. What you may have not known is the long time Russian sport of extreme merry-go-round.. ing. Yes, it takes <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/the-perfect-product-name-picture/" target="_blank">man with giant balls like grizzly bear</a> to hang onto devil&#8217;s merry-go-round. And these guys definitely must be packin&#8217; the testicular fortitude we just discussed.</p>
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		<title>Just Another Reason To Avoid Doing Tricks on Bikes (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.forkparty.com/13615/just-another-reason-to-avoid-doing-tricks-on-bikes-video</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Protective gear is something that definitely comes in handy for all kinds of situations. Athletes require them for various sports that they engage in. They protect bones and vital organs. Sure you might look a little less awesome than you would if you were just rocking out street clothes&#8230; but our suggestion to you is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-13616" href="http://www.forkparty.com/just-another-reason-to-avoid-doing-tricks-on-bikes-video/bike-fail-bike-fail/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-13616" title="Bike Fail - Bike Fail" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Bike-Fail-Bike-Fail.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="271" /></a>Protective gear is something that definitely comes in handy for all kinds of situations. Athletes require them for various sports that they engage in. They protect bones and vital organs.</p>
<p>Sure you might look a little less awesome than you would if you were just rocking out street clothes&#8230; but our suggestion to you is that if you are into doing crazy jumps off of ramps on bikes, skateboards or rollerblades&#8230; pads and <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/hot-chicks-in-helmets-gallery/" target="_blank">helmets</a> can also be pretty sweet. Check out this guy get a boo boo.</p>
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		<title>Hilarious Sports Injury Faces (Gallery)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 01:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fork Party Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pain is sometimes not funny. This time however it is completely hilarious. When professional athletes get injured&#8230; people are there to capture the moment with their cameras. These ouchy faces will make you smile for no other reason than you are thankful nothing on your body is dislocated! View Gallery: Hilarious Sports Injury Faces]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pain is sometimes not funny. This time however it is completely hilarious. When professional athletes get injured&#8230; people are there to capture the moment with their cameras. These ouchy faces will make you <a href="http://www.forkparty.com/yeah-they-went-there-picture/" target="_blank">smile</a> for no other reason than you are thankful nothing on your body is dislocated!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.forkparty.com/?attachment_id=12987" target="_blank">View Gallery: Hilarious Sports Injury Faces</a></p>

<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/patrick-kaleta' title='Patrick Kaleta'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Hockey-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Patrick Kaleta" title="Patrick Kaleta" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-another-soccer-ouchy' title='Sports Injury Faces - Another Soccer Ouchy'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Another-Soccer-Ouchy-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Another Soccer Ouchy" title="Sports Injury Faces - Another Soccer Ouchy" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-baseball' title='Sports Injury Faces - Baseball'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Baseball-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball" title="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-baseball-ankle' title='Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Ankle'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Baseball-Ankle-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Ankle" title="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Ankle" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-baseball-face' title='Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Baseball-Face-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face" title="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-baseball-face-2' title='Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Baseball-Face1-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face" title="Sports Injury Faces - Baseball Face" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-basketball' title='Sports Injury Faces - Basketball'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Basketball-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Basketball" title="Sports Injury Faces - Basketball" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-broken-leg' title='Sports Injury Faces - Broken Leg'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Broken-Leg-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Broken Leg" title="Sports Injury Faces - Broken Leg" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-olympics' title='Sports Injury Faces - Olympics'><img src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Olympics.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Olympics" title="Sports Injury Faces - Olympics" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-soccer-bum' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Bum'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-Bum-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Bum" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Bum" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/cristiano-ronaldo' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Extreme Pain'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-Extreme-Pain-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Extreme Pain" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Extreme Pain" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-soccer-face' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Face'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-Face-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Face" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Face" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-soccer-foot' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Foot'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-Foot-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Foot" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Foot" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-soccer-knee' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Knee'><img src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-Knee.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Knee" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer Knee" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-soccer-on-stomach' title='Sports Injury Faces - Soccer on Stomach'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Soccer-on-Stomach-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer on Stomach" title="Sports Injury Faces - Soccer on Stomach" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-steelers' title='Sports Injury Faces - Steelers'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Steelers-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Steelers" title="Sports Injury Faces - Steelers" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-tennis-blonde' title='Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Blonde'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Tennis-Blonde-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Blonde" title="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Blonde" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-tennis-chick' title='Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Chick'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Tennis-Chick-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Chick" title="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Chick" /></a>
<a href='http://www.forkparty.com/12986/hilarious-sports-injury-faces-gallery/sports-injury-faces-tennis-dude' title='Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Dude'><img width="40" height="40" src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sports-Injury-Faces-Tennis-Dude-40x40.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Dude" title="Sports Injury Faces - Tennis Dude" /></a>

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