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Ferris Bueller’s SuperBowl Commercial (Video)

Drew2 — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:19:26 +0000

Ferris Bueller berates a little girl and loves walruses.

Also, a cool red car.

Brutal Workplace Safety PSA (Video)

Drew2 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:23:25 +0000

Falling asleep at your desk? This will wake you right up. There are no accidents at work, only injuries and deaths resulting from careless mistakes and money-saving corner-cutting! Prepare to cringe.

Not the grease! Not the greeeeeaaaaseeee!!

9 Amazing Judge Judy Moments (Videos)

Drew2 — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:00:23 +0000

Judge Judy is the best television judge, and her $45 million a year salary can attest to that. Here are just a few of the many hilarious moments from the show.

Judge Judy is great because:
- She doesn’t tolerate incoherent rambling or disorderly conduct like other television judges
- Her insults are funny, mostly because they’re clever and on-point
- Her piercing voice gives me a weird boner (I’m a girl)
- Burt

Context: The defendant is accusing these two young men of robbing her purse — which one of them accidentally admits when he blurts out knowledge about the contents of her handbag.

The latest and greatest, this clip shows a woman who loves to say ‘whoopies.’

A very round woman being sued for breaking her friend’s toilet when she sat upon it.

This woman got her Jerry Springer and Judge Judy appearances confused.

Some sharp and snappy moments from the show.

This girl is clearly an expert on all things science and outer space.

Possibly one of the shortest Judge Judy cases ever, at just 1:42.

An animated man.

My whole life is ridiculous.

Via: Paralegal.net

Edited to add infographic

Worst Product in the World: Is it Real? (Fart Sack Video)

Drew2 — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:23:43 +0000

Here’s a very Tim and Eric-esque infomercial for what even the owners of this company admit is half a sleeping bag for your lower body. The purpose? To trap all your hot, smelly farts inside the death-sack instead of accidentally gassing your wife/girlfriend to death and later facing manslaughter charges.

The grandmother with the purple hair gives this the final push into jokedom, but one can never tell with all the terrible and useless products out there today. In a world where infomercials try to convince us that simple tasks such as slicing fruit or grating cheese is way too difficult for the Average Joe to handle, it wouldn’t be too much of a surprise if this turned out to be real. That being said, I don’t think it is.

On Set with Mitt Romney

Jimbo — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:18:21 +0000

5 Videos of Old Men Shufflin’

Drew V. — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:51:00 +0000

It all started with these two dudes who really know how to kick it. Are they a couple of old men or two boys dressed up as geezers, Jackass-style? You be the judge. Here are 5 videos of old guys gettin’ down.

A classic, and by far the creepiest old man dancing video on this list and possibly ever.

Let’s end this with an amazing dance off. Everyone, please grow up to be a dancing old person and not a grumpy nursing home candidate.

‘Judy is a Punk’ by Kindergarteners (Video)

Drew V. — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:16:34 +0000

This is the cutest thing you will see probably ever. The Ramones would be proud.

Sullivan School may get a bunch of flak for letting these kids yell ‘perhaps they’ll die, oh yea!!’ but just remember this:

Ring around the rosie is a song about people dying during the time of the Black Plague, and ‘there once was an old woman who swallowed a fly’ isn’t much different either.

Skyrim Glitches: 6 Useful, 4 Funny (Videos)

Drew V. — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:00:24 +0000

Skyrim has probably claimed the lives of at least a few people close to you. It’s causing people to disappear inside for days on end, and we’re part of that mushy, sun-starved bunch. Here are some amazing Skyrim glitches to make your experience better (or at least easier), and some funny ones showcasing the strange physics of the game’s engine.

How to get multiple followers.

Get a free house anywhere and save 5000 gold.

Steal items without getting caught.

Secret chest under Whiterun

Wear multiple armors at once

Infinite money glitch

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A great compilation of funny glitches.

Hilarious falling glitch.

An amazing flying horse…

…Trumped by the breakdancing goat.

Two 73 Year-Old Ex-Football Stars Brawl (Video)

Drew V. — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:09:10 +0000

The Canadian Football League was holding a luncheon this Friday (Nov 25) when two former football rivals got into a fight. Fists and canes were flying as the audience’s giggles quickly turned into an awkward and concerned silence.

Former NFL quarterback Joe Kapp (who played in the CFL) butted heads with CFL arch nemesis Angelo Mosca on stage. Kapp makes a disparaging remark to Mosca, who tells him to “stick it up your ass.” Kapp responds by duffing Mosca on the head, which is about when the giggling starts to sound a little nervous. When a metal cane makes face contact, the “OHH NO HE DIDN’T” sounds abound.

The rivalry has existed since 1963, when Mosca was accused of throwing a cheap shot at one of Kapp’s teammates.

Grandma Tries Pop Rocks for First Time (Video)

Drew V. — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:07:26 +0000

This cute and awesome 82-year-old grandma tries pop rocks for the first time. It’s like that movie where the guy from outer space tries earth stuff and totally doesn’t get it, like, at all.

“I’m 82 years old and never heard such a thing!” she exclaims as her filming family members encourage her to eat the rest of the packet. She loves grapes, she loves Pop Rocks, but she’s going to be pretty pissed at her son (or whoever it is) when she sees the video on the internet — she can be heard saying “don’t take pictures of me doing this!”

Maybe when she sees all the comments praising her awesomeness and from kids talking about getting their own grandmothers to try it, she won’t be so mad after all.