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Weird & Funny Food (12 Pics)

Mikey — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:06:49 +0000

Twelve photos of probably the weirdest food you will see on the shelves of a supermarket in some far away place.

Some are so weird they can only be laughed at as the names of the products get lost in translation. “Cock Falvoured Seasoning with your soup, sir?”

Want to Die? Buy a TRON Lightcycle Bike

Drew V. — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:50:00 +0000

The TRON lightcycle bike is one of the most badass vehicles available at a somewhat reasonable price. Who has over a million dollars to throw away on a car, anyway? For only $50k, you can buy your very own TRON lightcycle death-bike.

Milan International Motorcycle Show Evolve Motorcycles unveiled their TRON lightcycle replica this year, which is called the Xenon. For your fifty grand, you’ll be getting a bike complete with OLED light tape (for that price, at least change the word ‘tape’ to ‘film’ or something conveying fanciness), 32-inch hubless rims, a top speed of (a measly) 100mph and a custom lithium-ion battery system.

It would be great if someone would buy this and then team up with the kids from To Troll a Predator.

8 Pictures of Whatever This Is

Drew V. — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:02:43 +0000

What is this? It’s a mystery. It’s not really a mystery. Its machinima, the use of 3D computer animation to transfer whatever weird crap is in your brain onto the screen. Typically made using video game engines, it spawned gems such as “Full Life Consequences” and You’re a Wizard, Harry.

Here is an awkward gallery of absurd faces made using machinima. People have made some pretty serious ‘productions’ using this method, but the ones made in jest are usually the most interesting.

Beatboxer Catches Thief (Video)

Span Daniel — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 03:13:47 +0000

Hold on, something isn’t quite right here…*checking the ‘Life Rulebook.’*

Yup. It says right there on page 11,612, paragraph LL of subsection 36 that ‘thou shalt not rob a big black dude of his money whilst said big black dude is watching said money lest thee get thine arse whooped.

But don’t tell that to ‘Captain Woozy’ (aka I Can Barely Stand Up Straight Bob) on the right. Seemingly grooving to the music he was, apparently, looking for an opening in which to rob the beatboxing crew of their performance money.

If the money had been sitting in front of the chick he might have had a shot. The Asian guy was pointed away from the cash so Woozy might have gotten enough of a lead on the Black guy and the unaware Asian guy to make off with the dough.

Instead, he stooped, slowly, in front of the LARGE BLACK MALE in front of him, scooped a handful of cash and made with the dash.

Them catching him wasn’t a surprise. What they did afterward, was.

Killer Pulp Fiction Action Figures

Adam West — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 12:03:30 +0000

Pulp Fiction is one of the greatest movies of all time. What better way to show your love for it than with these killer action figures. Obviously you’ll have Vincent and Jules but there is even the Gimp and Zed. How cool are these?

6 Wheels Of Pure Awesome (PICTURES)

Adam West — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:11:17 +0000

Most cars have a total of 4 wheels, but what can happen if you add a whole ‘nother 50% to that? Only pure awesomeness can become of it. I guess the next logical step would of course be 8 wheels…but is 8 too many, is 6 the magic number? I mean you really can’t get much more radical than a DeLorean with 6 wheels, can you?

Click the gallery to view them all

It’s All Relative (PICTURE)

Adam West — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 12:55:14 +0000

Enthusiasm and joy can be quite relative given your situation and postition. Depending on which side of the fence you sit on something can either be a blessing or a burden. This kind of remnds me of a joke I heard the other day.

So I walked in the barber shop and asked for the Justin Bieber…so the barber told me to drop my pants so he could shave my pubes off.

Artistic Interpretation Success (PICTURE)

Adam West — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 22:19:39 +0000

Looks like the DVD store clerk knows his material. Apparently they lost the slip cover and needed to make a new one. I think the clerk nailed it here. He certainly got all the pertinent details. Next step in his career path…art school!

The Ultimate Snuggie Collection

Adam West — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:59:40 +0000

Can you believe that just a short while couple of years ago we lived without the wonderful Snuggie? Although the original marketed blanket with sleeves, the Freedom Blanket, is no longer around there are many more varieties now-a-days to please just about anybody.

They are even setting Guinness World Records. 20,562 Cleveland Cavilers fans set the record for most fleece blankets of one color in one place.

Everyone wants a blanket with sleeves and they make great gifts too. Here you will find everything from the classic to the decadent with options for every budget. Click on the prices to be taken to the product page. Some of these even come with 2 -fers or added bonuses.

Snuggie Classic

Because nothing beats the classic.

Slanket Classic

“The original blanket with sleeves! TM” It also comes in camo or safari patterns.

Designer Snuggie

Super soft, luxurious fleece available in Leopard, Zebra and Camel.

Microplush Snuggie

When fleece just isn’t enough.

Collegiate Snuggie

Show off your school spirit.

Custom Snuggie

Design a Snuggie to your exact liking.

Couples Snuggie

For those intimate moments when you still need your hands free.

Snuglette Snuggie For Kids

Now you can keep the whole family warm! Available in pink or blue, it comes with matching slipper socks.

Peekaru Baby Snuggie

For being a really creepy parent.

Snuggie For Dogs

Now your pup can have warmth and freedom of movement too.

Hardee’s Happy Star Slanket

Come up with a haiku in order to win this smiling Slanket.

Blankoat

When only Icelandic Wool will do you have to opt for the Blankoat (see what they did there).

Renaissance-style Monkâ€™s Robe

The original body warmer with sleeves.

Phony Professor Bases Career on Lies, Gets Caught

Ian Miles Cheong — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:43:21 +0000

Former University of Oregon professor, Bill Hillar, made off with large sums of money while teaching under false pretenses for ten years. According to an affidavit released by the FBI, the phony claimed to be an American war hero and the father of a kidnapped daughter, whose story was used as a basis of the 2008 film Taken, starring Liam Neeson. Except in his story, the daughter was killed by slavers.

The FBI found that the 66-year-old instructor had been teaching, leading workshops, giving speeches and conducting training for almost 40 public and private-sector clients across the county “for at least the past 10 years under fraudulent pretenses.”

His cover was finally blown last year when his credentials came under question of student veterans who found his mannerisms suspicious and unbecoming of a retired U.S. Special Forces army colonel.

During his time as a professor, Hillar earned over $100,000 for his teaching and speaking stints. He even conducted training through a small business called Bill Hillar Training and ran a website to promote his business.

If convicted, Bill is can expect to spend 20 years in the slammer. Perhaps he’ll have some genuine stories to tell once he’s out of prison.