BMW Donkey (Picture)

They see him rollin’, they hatin’…

Patrolling on a donkey is only cool if it’s a German engineered donkey.

The Truth About Scientology (Infographic)

Let’s get a few things straight right off the bat. Scientology is not based on any kind of scientific fact and it is far from being a religion (if anything it is a highly destructive cult of 25,000 with no moral compass). Our friends from Term Life Insurance have put together this infographic in hope of making sure everyone is aware of the ridiculousness of the ‘science fiction’ behind this cult and busting myths created by its propaganda machine.

Opulence, I Has It (Video)

A great commercial for the Facingbooks page of DirectTV. Now, where can we get one of those mini-giraffes and smoking hot trophy wives?

The Unemployed Wizard is Honest (Picture)

He’s like the modern-day Abraham Lincoln, if Lincoln was a homeless wizard. Kudos for the honesty and artfully prepared sign.

Trolling the Milkman at Tim Hortons

That poor milkman

[via reddit]

Five Sci-Fi Adaptations That Chainsawed the Source Material

There’s nothing more fun than an adaptation of a classic that gets it right, and there’s nothing more excruciatingly painful than one that gets it terribly, terribly wrong. Unfortunately, when it comes to SF, there’s more of the latter than the former. We’re not sure why.

Hot Chick Optical Illusion

When we first saw this, we were grossed out. But upon further inspection, it turned out just to be a bit of an illusion.

Pedobear Makes a Surprise Appearance at Starbucks

Pedobucks?

Don’t sleep through your next camping trip!

Pizza, Now in a Cone

This looks absolutely delicious. The Pizza Cone is probably one of the coolest mall foods available (but we don’t know where it’s available — yet). Fork Party loves crazy food. And we can’t wait to get our hands on this.

Want to Be Canadian, Like Us?

As you may or may not know, Fork Party is run by two drunk Canadians. Here’s a helpful product to help you non-Canadians be more like us!