Is this real? How is this real? Battery Man wants to become the first human laser. He says people are afraid to hug him because he may electrocute them. He’s a real superhero who helps “more than 50% of the people he touches” which is a pretty good success rate if you compare him to, like, Zoloft or something.
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I never get my nails did. I want to get my nails did. And if I’m going to pay someone else to glue little pieces of plastic to my hands, it better be as gaudy as possible. So I looked up ‘nail art.’ Some of the results were truly terrifying.
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Have a stinky baby? You can soon spray it with the classy scent of Dolce and Gabbana; the company is currently working on a perfume for infants.
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“Fifteen years ago, Lisa started eating cat hair to try and feel closer to her pets.”
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Here’s a nine minute compilation of people falling in puddles and diving onto beer pong tables with the occasional “that person probably really hurt themselves” clip.
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KFC is teaming up with (AKA pouring £800,000 into) DeMonfort University in Leicester to create a 3-year course for those pursuing a degree in restaurant management. Sorry, McDonald’s — your 2-year course at Manchester Metropolitan University just doesn’t cut it anymore.
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TED Talks are so useful. My life would be a soggy mess of too many paper towels and confusion without them.
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OkCupid has come out with a new app called “Crazy Blind Date” which claims that “dating has never been so easy.” It’s also never been so desperate.
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Searching the hashtag #NewTat brings up an instant goldmine horror show displaying one bad decision after the other. It’s endless.
Stop eating dry hot chocolate mix from the jar. There are easy ways to make your stoney snacks a billion times better with minimal effort.
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