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Sports
December 12, 2012, 4:36 am
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Gillette: “No Debate” Is a Good Debate

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Gillette – featuring the new Fusion razor – wants to settle your NFL debates. Teaming with Clay Matthews, Gillette’s setup a Facebook page where visitors will debate the question of the week. The winning debater – chosen by Clay himself - will win tickets to Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. Gillette wants you to always remember, “The best will always be debated; the best shave will not.”

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Lifestyle
December 11, 2012, 5:36 am
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Verizon Trying to Patent Cable Boxes That Watch You

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In Verizon’s invasive futuristic nightmare patent, they suggest that their cable boxes could detect ‘when people are cuddling’ and then proceed to display commercials for condoms, flowers and romantic vacations.

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Food
December 4, 2012, 9:56 am
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Mitt Romney Eats at McDonald’s

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I don’t have anything to say about this. I just thought you should know.

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Lifestyle
November 30, 2012, 4:18 am
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Creepy Little Fetus Molds Offered to Expecting Parents by Japanese 3D Printing Company

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You are pregnant with a tiny, slithering demon child. You go to the eerily named FASOTEC for an MRI. They MRI you. They print what looks like a saran-wrapped package of meat in the shape of your tiny ghost fetus. You also order the cellphone charm fetus mold, hoping that one day your sexting tween will tout it and scare away just about every other kid on the planet.

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Lifestyle
November 30, 2012, 4:01 am
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Crazy Dashcam Footage of Tsunami in Japan (Video)

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The lack of screaming and panicking is almost creepier than the water rushing in to sweep away all the people and cars.

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Drew
November 27, 2012, 5:35 am
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James Brown’s Excellent Signage in Telulah, MS (Pics)

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The county road along I-10E through Mississippi is lined with a whole lot of nothing. In the middle of all that nothing is Telulah, Mississippi, a small town that takes up about one or two miles of road with tiny storefronts. Though most of them are dilapidated and seem to be out of business, their hand-painted signs are 10/10 and all done by one local resident, James Brown.

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Drew
November 27, 2012, 4:07 am
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OkCupid Weirdos Picture Dump (Pics)

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OkCupid is my favorite cesspool.

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Fails
November 20, 2012, 5:05 am
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The Comedy is a Terrible Movie

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The first clue should have been that it wasn’t written or directed by Tim or Eric or Tim and Eric. I cannot believe that there are even two critics lauding this film as a deep, insightful and complex film with multiple layers and a meaningful message. It was a joke. On you. The viewer.

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Lifestyle
November 16, 2012, 5:47 am
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The Petitions on Whitehouse.gov

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There are petitions requesting the secession of just about every state in the country, with signatures ranging from a few hundred to several thousand. And then there are the people who want the secession petition signers to be deported (22,223 signatures), stripped of citizenship and exiled (13,951 signatures).

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Fails
November 14, 2012, 5:07 am
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I Just Saw the Video of Meatloaf Singing to Mitt Romney (Videos)

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So I’m a little late. I can’t believe this is real life.

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