Cindy and Daughter’s Redneck Rage — “Ellie Kane is a Moraaan!” (Video)
article written by: Drew
Cindy is the best unintentional hype man in the history of hip hop.
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Buy This For Me: Futuristic Skiing Quad Quadski (Video)
article written by: Drew
Come on. It’s only around $40K. I prefer the blue one, please and thanks. I promise to fight crime while I ride around on it.
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Dear Bigfoot: You’re Next, Bitch! (Heli-Camera Built to Hunt Him Down)
article written by: Drew
The guys over at The Falcon Project have created a stealthy heli-camera to infiltrate the ‘Bigfoot hotspots’ around the US in an attempt to prove that the mungee man exists.
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Wrestlers Breathing Really Hard (Video)
article written by: Drew
3:50 of big, sweaty men gasping really hard.
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MINI USA Motors Through October
article written by: Douglas Quaid
MINI USA has taken a turn for the weirdly entertaining. In celebration of their “Motor-Tober”, they’ve come up with the MINI USA NOT NORMAL SALES EVENT. What’s not normal about it? First, anything can happen. MINI means this, too, and emphasizes it by setting up hidden cameras to see how people would react to a not normal situation unfolding in front of them.
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Lake Karachay is the Perfect Vacation Getaway
article written by: Drew
In 1990, it was super radioactive and would microwave your balls clean off. Today, we pretty much have no idea what the deal is.
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The Mystery of Stonehenge Has Not Been Solved, You Sensationalists at DailyMail
article written by: Drew
OMGZ was Stonehenge, like, a dang ol’ art gallery? There are carvings on the rocks! No freaking way, you guys!
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26 Grandmas of Instagram (Instagrandmas) (Pics)
article written by: Drew
The wild and weird world of grandmas on Instagram. Grandma in the nursing home with her sad plastic cutlery? Check. Propping up grandma’s corpse for her billionth birthday? Check. Making pseudo gang signs at the camera with grandma? Check.
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Rule’s 2 Da Game of Hoez!!! (Pic)
article written by: Drew
Steven McDaniel, a resident of Long Island, was recently arrested on charges of running a prostitution and heroin trafficking ring. Among his confiscated personals, police found the RULE’S 2 DA GAME OF HOEZ!!!
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The Official Walmart Song is the New National Anthem (Video)
article written by: Drew
Oh dear. Their voices. Their voices are so sad. Just listen to that woeful wailing. That monotonous trudging of their voices as they drone, “YOU LOVE THIS PLACE. WE ARE WE ARE WALMART.”
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