I Want to Meet Girls Who Seriously Read Cosmo

“Be direct by saying something like ‘I want to have sex with you.’”

‘Hello, sir. I would like to have sex with you. Shall we partake in some bung licking and carnal intercourse?’ Then shake hands. I literally have tears in my eyes right now.

13 Amazing Big Ang Gifs (Gifs)

An endless source of joy and entertainment, Big Ang is a mob wife who got her own much-deserved television show that has an average of zero dull moments per episode.

9 Dumb Kickstarters That Are Actually Making Money (Pics)

A few months ago, Buzzfeed took a look at the saddest failed Kickstarters. Here are some awful ones that are either fully funded or getting close to it.

My Awesome Childhood Pog Collection (89 Pics)

Plus an old advertisement for Thrasher magazine. It came with Radical Rex, only one of the best games for Super Nintendo ever.

Inside Information: The Zoolander-Esque World of Male Modeling

Written by a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. “My best friend is gay, but I like to do things in this business the straight way.  There’s a lot of people that will try to push you to see how far you’ll go, but I don’t do that.”

We were less than 24 hours away from watching him lie on the cement in with another male model, both clad in nothing but tight white underwear.

Debating the Talent and Credibility of OJ Da Juiceman

My conversation with a guy who considers himself to be the ultimate authority on all things hip-hop. He hates on OJ Da Juiceman so hard he almost pisses blood all over himself.

You can tell which one is me because I am very clearly educated on the fact that Young Joo Man, goddammit he’s the shiiit.

I Would Like to Buy a Mom (Pic)

For what purpose? Cleaning, cooking, coddling, all of the above? Or is there something more deviant and fetishistic about this post? The ‘no weird stuff’ would imply that there isn’t, but it’s totally the type of thing a serial killer would say to make you think he’s normal.

Hot Girls Wearing Shoes Made by Slaves (49)

Dang; slaves make some nice shoes.

Weight Lifting Competitions are Painful (29 Pics)

Anyone know if the guy getting a nosebleed from flexing too hard is still alive?

35 (Mostly Drunk) Girls Peeing in Public (Pics)

Drunk girls love peeing together like it’s some sick friendship ritual.