‘Hello, sir. I would like to have sex with you. Shall we partake in some bung licking and carnal intercourse?’ Then shake hands. I literally have tears in my eyes right now.Continue Reading →
A few months ago, Buzzfeed took a look at the saddest failed Kickstarters. Here are some awful ones that are either fully funded or getting close to it.Continue Reading →
Written by a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. “My best friend is gay, but I like to do things in this business the straight way. There’s a lot of people that will try to push you to see how far you’ll go, but I don’t do that.”
We were less than 24 hours away from watching him lie on the cement in with another male model, both clad in nothing but tight white underwear.Continue Reading →
My conversation with a guy who considers himself to be the ultimate authority on all things hip-hop. He hates on OJ Da Juiceman so hard he almost pisses blood all over himself.
You can tell which one is me because I am very clearly educated on the fact that Young Joo Man, goddammit he’s the shiiit.Continue Reading →
For what purpose? Cleaning, cooking, coddling, all of the above? Or is there something more deviant and fetishistic about this post? The ‘no weird stuff’ would imply that there isn’t, but it’s totally the type of thing a serial killer would say to make you think he’s normal.Continue Reading →