January 17, 2010 | 3:34 AM
When it comes to Star Wars, there are a lot of theories about everything. Who shot first? Why was Luke so hot and bothered by his sister? And most importantly, what was the drink of choice in the Star Wars universe? We can answer that:
I guess everyone was grumpy because they were so hung over?
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Bob says:
Those first two aren’t mysteries. Han shot first. There is video evidence dating back to the 70’s and is still available. Luke was hot and bothered by his sister because she was hot, and they didn’t grow up together and had different parents.
Thanks for answering the Star Wars drink question.
Ajmes South says:
OK this makes a lot of sense to me dude, seriously. Wow.
Barf Phaser says:
Who didn’t think Leia was hot?
Adam M. says:
Bob!?!? They didn’t have different parents. They grew up in different households but maternal parents were the same. That is wrong and gross.
Nice bottle though. Gave me a chuckle.