Remember the Russian Corpse Lover? Here’s His House (Creepy Video)

Here’s police video of the house where a man, obsessed with stealing corpses from local graveyards and dressing them as dolls, kept the bodies of 29 girls and women.

9 Terrible DIY Plastic Surgeries (Pics)

If you’ve ever considered cheaper alternatives to plastic surgery that involve the same tools but less knowledge… don’t. Just don’t. Take a look at these pictures of botched DIY plastic surgeries and definitely just don’t. Here are some images to make you feel better about yourself just the way you are.

Want to Die? Buy a TRON Lightcycle Bike

The TRON lightcycle bike is one of the most badass vehicles available at a somewhat reasonable price. Who has over a million dollars to throw away on a car, anyway? For only $50k, you can buy your very own TRON lightcycle death-bike.

Squid With Elbows and 4 Other Ocean Atrocities

The ocean is full of creepy crawlies, prehistoric beasts and deadly monsters. We haven’t even explored all of its crevices, underwater caves and satanic black holes — which means that there are a ton of undiscovered creatures just waiting to tear us limb from limb. Here are 5 frightening ocean dwellers, including a squid with elbows, a cyclops shark and fish that live immersed in darkness five miles beneath the surface.

HS Football Teacher Sentenced to 4 Years for Screwing Football Team

An Ohio high school teacher has plead guilty to screwing multiple players on the high school football team, claiming that she was temporarily insane when it happened. Not only does this sound like a total porno, but it’s pretty ironic who we decide to lock up and set free. Casey Anthony kills her own kid, Charles Clements shoots his neighbor after the dog pees in his yard, Judge Adams was recently ousted for beating his 16 year old daughter with a belt, two NYC cop rape a girl in her apartment… and all went free. Not only that, but there are plenty of murder cases in which the convicted receives about the same sentence as (or less than) this lady.

This Family Can Only Walk on All Fours

Quadruped: a word you never think of when describing another human being. Five brothers and sisters who can only walk on all fours have been discovered living in Turkey. Although some anonymous scientists have suggested that these freaks of nature can provide insight into the movements of our apelike ancestors, studying the effects of incest makes more sense — their parents are ‘closely related’ and have had 19 children in all.

Super Sweet Big Lebowski Monopoly Board

The Big Lebowski is one of the best movies around. I could watch it over and over. Also, Monopoly is one of the few board games that I can play fairly often without getting too bored.

Thanks to Sarnzo, we have a combination that even the Dude would love. Everything about this is just awesome, from the White Russian cards too the briefcase and even Bunny’s Poolhouse, everything is included. Let’s just say, “The Dude abides!”

…And I Hear They’re Hiring (PICTURE)

Are you sick of your crappy job? Well I hear these guys are hiring. If you have the necessary skills you may be able to make a clean swipe from your current position and end up working here. I for one think it would be interesting to find out exactly what it is they do do.

World’s Smallest & Coolest Mini-Car

This mini-car is just way too awesome. It’s pretty much just (if that) got enough room for this bloke and that’s it. I wonder if he’s got any lumbar support in there. It’s sure to be tough on his back. Let’s hope too that he doesn’t get in an accident. Even a fender-bender could be deadly.

Best Morning After Letter Ever! (PICTURE)

So we’ve all had our crazy nights… and most of us have taken a stranger home with us for the evening at one point or another. Ususally they just walk out while I’m still sleeping unnoticed. It’s probably for the best. But in this case the lady felt that she should inform her late night lover of exactly what occurred so there was no question about the order of his room.