I never get my nails did. I want to get my nails did. And if I’m going to pay someone else to glue little pieces of plastic to my hands, it better be as gaudy as possible. So I looked up ‘nail art.’ Some of the results were truly terrifying.
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Here’s a nine minute compilation of people falling in puddles and diving onto beer pong tables with the occasional “that person probably really hurt themselves” clip.
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Herp derp, I went to the beach. People were actually wearing these. At one point, a crew of 7-8 guys passed us by wearing DTF shirts and grilled every one of us, even my friend’s mom. More like “Desperate to F*ck.”
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Photoshop used to be a program for professionals, but now any old internet attention whore can apply an overdose of airbrushing and effects to their ugly mug in an attempt to have people call them out on 4chan appear more beautiful.
I recommend that you mute these videos and instead play a soundtrack of Jenna Rose while you watch.
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Fatniss McDonaldeen and co. are waiting for death at the local slime dispensary. Think of all the bars of soap we could make from these useless slobs.
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If you’ve ever considered cheaper alternatives to plastic surgery that involve the same tools but less knowledge… don’t. Just don’t. Take a look at these pictures of botched DIY plastic surgeries and definitely just don’t. Here are some images to make you feel better about yourself just the way you are.
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Medical transcription is a very important process when it comes to the business of saving lives. Those are the seemingly indecipherable notes on your patient sheet that your doctor will look over to help decide which medicines and treatments you will need to become a functioning human being again. Unfortunately, a lot of these notes are written in haste and words can be misspelled, forgotten, or switched around.
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Marketing is all about reaching your target audience and getting them to understand the value and worth of what your clients are trying to sell. And if your campaign contains phrases that would get dirty looks and a slap in the face from your mother or dirty looks and a slap in the face that could cause a compound jaw fracture from a longshoreman, you’re not effectively communicating the value of your product.
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