Shigeru Miyamoto. If you don’t know the name walk carefully to your bathroom, look in the mirror and slap yourself in the face.
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What the hell is a marimba? Where does it come from? Who invented? Who plays it?
The answers to these questions can easily be found via Google, but there’s no need to look because it doesn’t matter. The marimba is not a guitar or drums or bass or even vocals. Aside from band camps and Interlochen, the thing barely exists.
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As a Zelda player, I always get stuck half-way through the games. Well, there’s no better way to get un-stuck than a Portal gun, which may have been the inspiration for the new 16-bit comedy video from Dorkly!
Based on The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past for SNES, this video shows what would happen if Link traded a sword and shield for the latest technological wonder from Aperture Science. I’m making a note here – “huge success.” Seems like you can do a lot of damage with a Portal gun in Hyrule, particularly if you can think of clever uses for chickens. Just watch out though, Link. While Gannon is a monstrous menace, he doesn’t get into your head quite like GLaDOS can. Remember, if she wants to trade you cake for the Triforce, no matter how delicious it sounds, it’s not a wise move.
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Throughout history, many video games have soared to such incredible heights in popularity that the “suits” upstairs believed it would be a financially smart decision to make these games into a movie, thinking they would make a great profit on them.
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