Slobstopper Makes It Easy To Completely Lose Faith In Humanity (Video)

We have all been there. You are lookin’ all snazzy in one of your best faded Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and bam like that you squeeze about 6 ounces of donut jelly right onto the face of one of the Van Zants. Well now you have completely no reason to care about whether or not what you are trying to consume even hits your face-hole. Science has introduced us to “The Slobstopper.” It’s a sturdy bib for adults. Feel free to start slingshotting putting at your face for breakfast now that this technology exists.

Inappropriate Mashup – Yodeling and Mosh Pits (Video)

Fork Party looks at our world in a different way than most. We aren’t afraid to take two completely different ingredients from insanely different ends of the spectrum and combine them in a way that shakes your very understanding of the universe. This episode of Inappropriate Mashup takes the face-shattering action of a mosh pit and added a dash of the weirdness that is yodeling. What happened was truly a sight to behold.

Inappropriate Mashup is an original Fork Party video series

The Joker Unleashes Chaos at Subway (Video)

The Joker is one of, if not THE most devastating opponent Batman has ever faced. He’s diabolical. He’s ruthless. And he strikes without warning in unpredictable ways. We’re talkin’ like really unpredictable. In fact, his latest plot unfolded at a local Gotham Subway.

The Joker decided to make it rain cash inside the restaurant and in doing so caused a little mini riot. Not even a 5 Dollar Footlong can soothe the pain of seeing the Joker’s evil in action. Okay, you’re right… yes it can… especially if it’s toasted.

Perfect Morning Workout Routine (Video)

This guy knows how to get a day started properly. In his best bikini briefs, he demonstrates an athletic ability far beyond what most of us are capable of. He moves like a cat or a mongoose. This exercise burns thousands of calories, which is obviously the reason his physique is so stellar. Teach us your ways crazy guy, help us to understand your genius.

Behold! The Fine Art of Crotch Walking (Video)

Not enough can be said about just how much Japan has contributed to the online world. If you happen to see a video that really shakes your faith in humanity… it’s probably from Japan. They are great at producing mass amounts of WTF. This video is no different. A producer, director, camera crew and all kinds of other folks actually got a paycheck to help broadcast this–the fine art of crotch walking. Where would we (as a planet) be without embracing this as a pass time.

Meet Kyle – The Midwestern Stormtrooper

Kyle is (as far as he knows) the only surviving stormtrooper. He landed on Earth and now kicks it in the midwest. This is his podcast. If you have questions for Kyle, please feel free to leave a comment… he’ll get back to you if he isn’t busy working at the mall.

Riff Raff Master of Swag (Video)

Riff Raff is a delusional “rapper” who claims to have went to school with Kanye West. He’s pretty much insane. He has the scuzziest of facial hair… and the most beautiful of neck accessories. In this funny video, he shows us that he is not only a master of swag, but he teaches us how we too can at least come close to the swag level that he has attained. Open your mind and let Riff Raff pour in some knowledge.

BEHOLD! The Japanese Emergency Toilet (Video)

Nothing is worse than having a red alert bathroom situation, but no bathroom in sight. What is a person to do? Maybe find a tree somewhere deep in a forest. You could find the nearest business and see if you could use their facility. You might even be in a dire enough situation that would prompt you to knock on a complete stranger’s door. Well, gone are the days of holding it… because the Japanese have unleashed their latest technology – the emergency toilet.

Drunk Russian Tries to Call People With Pack of Cigarettes (Video)

We’ve all been hammered at one point or another. Chances are you weren’t doing the smartest things when this was taking place. You might have freaked some ladies out by urinating in the women’s room. Maybe you got in a fight with a complete stranger. No matter what the dumbest thing you ever did while under the influence is, this Russian has got you beat. After failing to get a signal on his hand… he tries to call a friend with his pack of cigarettes during his DUI arrest.

Crazy Sport Straight Outta Japan (Video)

The Japanese are a very athletic people. This is demonstrated by the show “Ninja Warrior.” They execute the craziest challenges and feats of strength. Well, this one is no different. 2 large masses of people fight one another to knock a guy off of a pole. It seems dangerous… but these guys are probably properly trained. It is pure unfiltered craziness… and it is a beautiful display of sport. Thank you once again Japan… for all that you do for the world of web entertainment.